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Old 07-12-2014, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
Can't....put....that....many....zeros.....on....on e....check!
I can but unless I'm buying another house it ain't gonna happen in this lifetime particularly for a friggen motorcycle I'm locked into letting said rapists service from now on because of all the high tech on it.
 
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Old 07-12-2014, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by TwiZted Biker
Your talking total greek here it's an FLH, FX, FXR, a softtail or Das Boat to me, I quit keeping tract of all the alphabet and model designations a long time ago
You mean you don't like the new FLHWTF? I hear it even has a cup warmer on it so your Starbucks won't get cold while you sit in the parking lot and stare at your bike.
 
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Old 07-12-2014, 06:08 PM
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Afternoon wood turds...
Rode up to OK City today to visit a friend. 100° on the ride back. Supposed to be 104° tomorrow. Bucking a strong south wind, I wasn't paying attention to my fuel gauge. Finally looked down and I was running on fumes. Took the last exit in Oklahoma off of I44 to get fuel, and it started cutting out. Coasted into that truck stop.

I gotta pay more attention....
 
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Old 07-12-2014, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by LoneBone
Afternoon wood turds...
Rode up to OK City today to visit a friend. 100° on the ride back. Supposed to be 104° tomorrow. Bucking a strong south wind, I wasn't paying attention to my fuel gauge. Finally looked down and I was running on fumes. Took the last exit in Oklahoma off of I44 to get fuel, and it started cutting out. Coasted into that truck stop.

I gotta pay more attention....
In addition to you staying hydrated so does the bike...
 
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Old 07-12-2014, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
In addition to you staying hydrated so does the bike...
Yup hydration is important.
 
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Old 07-12-2014, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
In addition to you staying hydrated so does the bike...
My name is Jack, and I'm a sissy. I have a cup holder on my bike...

My name is Jack, and I'm a dummy, who doesn't pay attention to his fuel gauge...

damn...

Brunettes are so damn sexy...
 

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Old 07-12-2014, 06:19 PM
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Chesterwood you were right! Those roofies work!



Originally Posted by LoneBone
My name is Jack, and I'm a sissy. I have a cup holder on my bike...

My name is Jack, and I'm a dummy, who doesn't pay attention to his fuel gauge...

damn...
That's standard equipment in this part of the country. Preferably one that is Big Gulp sized....
 

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Old 07-12-2014, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by LoneBone
My name is Jack, and I'm a sissy. I have a cup holder on my bike...

My name is Jack, and I'm a dummy, who doesn't pay attention to his fuel gauge...

damn...
Hi, my name is ........ oh hell think I'll have a shot Jack instead. Typical NorCal summer days here sunny & about 75 no humidity , good day to play in the garage.
 
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Old 07-12-2014, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
Chesterwood you were right! Those roofies work!
The definitely raised my average. Hell that's how I tricked Mrs Chester into marrying my ***. Had to keep her doped up for the first year months.
 
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Do you think she's ever turned that around on you and dressed you up and taken pictures?
 


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