Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VI
#7202
05-01-2014, 04:43 PM
I'm sure it's good stuff.... just too danged pricey.... and the last thing we need to do is turn this into another oil thread 
#7203
05-01-2014, 04:52 PM
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Think thats bad I was talking to a student that got talked into putting Royal Purple in his Duramax. That had to be a small fortune!
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05-01-2014, 05:05 PM
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An old blind guy wanders into an all girl biker bar by mistake....
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender - 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The whole bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says - 'Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things':
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy Club'.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The old guy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.......'
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Uhuh.... yuup... get me a couple I will pay ya back.....
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05-01-2014, 05:14 PM
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