Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VI
#4101
04-03-2014, 09:35 PM
I realy like the way heels make the calves look Eve...Damnit Softy no farm jokes! You too Swordy although those British sheep do look better in Garters!
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#4102
04-03-2014, 09:36 PM
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ***, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ***, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'
#4103
04-03-2014, 09:37 PM
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A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ***, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ***, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'
#4104
04-03-2014, 09:38 PM
OK Putz....I'm outta here.....Try an get some sleep ....hope ya have a good night.
#4105
04-03-2014, 09:39 PM
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C'ya doc.... gonna try to close my eyes for a while here soon...
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04-03-2014, 09:41 PM
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#4108
04-03-2014, 09:46 PM
Hey Ken hope whatever ails ya is all gone in da morning. (Just between you and me when it was still up after 4 hours ya should gone to the nearest Jenny Craig and picked up a desperate fat woman LOL)...Ooops sorry Mrs KR...Damnit now all my friends wifes are gunna hate me even more...
#4109
04-03-2014, 10:14 PM
Goodnight Mrs Mc Gillicutty...And you too Eve. as you ride your sparkling Harley in your gold lame' bikini slpashing through the sun drenched waves on the deserted Hawaiin beach of your dreams....huh, whats that Honey, no I'm not hangin' with the posers again! Yeah I'm on the couch but researching the side effects of Andro-Gel.... vivid dreams honey, No they're not dangerous....yeah just fanta..Imean remembering some of da beaches, er, I mean shorelines fron da Coast Guard, yeah yeah just a bunch of old codgers....(grin) creak, creak, click.
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#4110
04-03-2014, 10:23 PM
Sound of rolling over (click). Hey sugar I had the most amazing day today! No' it can't wait, the radio in my truck quit this morning, Wazzat you said? No it really was good news... I didn't hear the fuggin theme from "Frozen" even once today! Allright, allright all ready I'll shut up.....sweet dreams, bikinis, big smile....zzzzzzz
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