Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VI
06-10-2015, 09:00 PM
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I planned to leave Frozelandia when I retired, but the grandkid kinda changed that plan. I'm gettin tired of this place, rethinking the leaving...
06-10-2015, 09:00 PM
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Told the kid to slow down or the pic would blur, but they never listen.
Took the wimpshields off, 80 degrees, the breeze feels good. Rode him out for a pizza for lunch. Then let him watch a 56' tree fall over.
Took the wimpshields off, 80 degrees, the breeze feels good. Rode him out for a pizza for lunch. Then let him watch a 56' tree fall over.
06-10-2015, 09:16 PM
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06-10-2015, 09:22 PM
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First ya tie a rope (big rope) up inna tree, about 20'. Climb barefoot, grips better.
You dint really believe that barefoot climbing, didja?
First ya toss a little rope up there, then pull the big one. Need a little weight on the end of the rope...
Then ya borrow the neighbor's SUV with the hemi motor and tie the rope to that. Would you believe my stoopit minivan ain't got a decent strong point to tie on to?
Rope tight as a bowstring, make a wedge cut. Rope sags a bit. Tighten it up again with that hemi motor. Cut the backside, tree leans a bit. Back in the hemi beast and drive away. CRACK!
Missed the neighbor's fence. I thought it would.
Werking real good so far, lets chop it up.
And then I got tired and sloppy. Pinched it real good. Jack wuddn't go high enough, ain't gonna lug the big floor jack down there. Had to drag the cords out and rescue it with the electric chainsaw.
The Kid thought it wus cool.
Now my feet hurt and I am sooo tired. At least the easy part is done, now I gotta clean it up and pile it. Prolly not tomorrow, sposed to get a buncha rain. Actually sounds good, I can use some down time after all the yard werk lately.
You dint really believe that barefoot climbing, didja?
First ya toss a little rope up there, then pull the big one. Need a little weight on the end of the rope...
Then ya borrow the neighbor's SUV with the hemi motor and tie the rope to that. Would you believe my stoopit minivan ain't got a decent strong point to tie on to?
Rope tight as a bowstring, make a wedge cut. Rope sags a bit. Tighten it up again with that hemi motor. Cut the backside, tree leans a bit. Back in the hemi beast and drive away. CRACK!
Missed the neighbor's fence. I thought it would.
Werking real good so far, lets chop it up.
And then I got tired and sloppy. Pinched it real good. Jack wuddn't go high enough, ain't gonna lug the big floor jack down there. Had to drag the cords out and rescue it with the electric chainsaw.
The Kid thought it wus cool.
Now my feet hurt and I am sooo tired. At least the easy part is done, now I gotta clean it up and pile it. Prolly not tomorrow, sposed to get a buncha rain. Actually sounds good, I can use some down time after all the yard werk lately.
06-10-2015, 09:27 PM
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I've never seen one on the road I wasn't riding. I read they're finally making over 1000 a year now, mostly for the US. We saved the Russian motorsickle industry. 
Well, actually I dint, mine are old second hand ones...
Well, actually I dint, mine are old second hand ones...
06-10-2015, 09:27 PM
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06-11-2015, 05:41 AM
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Jeez, Doc...easy on the shouting....some of us are sensitive and skeer easy!
Oh....G'Mornin', Too