Note to all STOOPID sci-fi movie producers. Aliens have to be EVIL. They also have to either have big teeth and muscles or they gotta be real sexy and they kill ya after they dork ya to cross breed their race. Their has to be Ray Guns. Or laser swords. The Rooskies have to be hidin' on the other side of the planet waitin' to sneak attack us. The robots have to be sneaky and they never open the bay doors when ya ask them. Their has to be a fight in space where somebodies air hose gets whacked with a big knife. A clone has to die. Women asstronauts must sleep in a wife beater with no bra. Space ships have to be armed with lasers or photon torpedoes and the bad guys gotta have an impenetrable force shield. They also either have to have tentacles or a pointy scorpion tail and it's always good if da sneaky bastards have some sort of ESP. Some clumsy scientist has to try to help the "Misunderstood aliens" and promptly gets vaporized or bit or injected with alien spores or eggs. There has to be an imminent meteor shower pulverizing an airlock seal. The lead empath has to be horny cuz she can telepathically feel emotions. This is simple logic and reason and should be, by now, understood by all producers. Sheesh. Oh and the hero has to get whacked and reincarnated in another sequel. Or at least cloned from leftover DNA. Cuz his hand got chopped off or somethin'. Uhura! To my quarters!

 

Note to Rocket all space stations now have asstro-wimmens in them so's we can repopulate the galaxy ifn' deres a nuclear conflagoration. All Coasties would make good asstronauts because everybody knows if we crash land on another planet it will be covered with water and all Coasties are excellent at re-populating and are trained in everything from firearms to small boat handling and delivering babies and boil lancing too.

 

Tick, mebbe getting treated for a small one will head off a big one for your brother. We can hope, anyway.

Coastie, that wus one long, mostly boring, movie. So predictable I felt like I'd seen it before. Dint like the end. I want more 10' tall blue aliens that have a nip slip occasionally. Next one's next year, think I read that sumwhere. Might even go to a theater for that one, just take my earplugs with me.

You sure don't have to go far for a nice ride, JW. Just to the end of your driveway... Nice place to live, out in the country, but only a couple three minutes from a Dairy Queen. How's that skinny 21" front tire handle the grooved road in Gainsboro?

He went the wrong direction, the store wus a bit to the south.



JW having a beer after the ride...

 

Free at last free at last..... HALLELUJAH FREE AT LAST!!
Kidz iz gone....dawgz iz gone....bike iz inna driveway an I'm outta here.....

 

can man do anything right besides roll over and die?

 

Hey Moldy our first ride was yesterday. Even managed to hit a flea market. Couple weeks of wearin' Busters collar and I should get rid of most of em. Man you should a seen the leopard print stretch pants. Looked like a wimmens of walmart convention. Only got 2k miles on last falls oil change so I was glad to see the "acids" hadn't eaten through the crankcase and dumped all my Mobil one on the driveway as I was too lazy to change it before the first ride. I'm sure I'm doomed.

 

Brother is 76. He started having heart attacks in his late 40s. He has 3 or 4 stents. Some are blocked. Will have tests done to see what can be done. He is doing ok now. Just have to wait for test results to see if anything can be done. Both older brothers and one of my sisters have heart problems.

 

noted....

 

Goin tent shopping for the big ride East.

 

When are you guys Leaven for the big ride