Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VI
03-11-2015, 06:36 AM
For your sake , hope your wifey don't see this one ! You will be trollin' in the emergency room at the nearest hospital .
03-11-2015, 06:36 AM
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03-11-2015, 06:40 AM
I wuz incognito so she wouldn't recognize me! If she did find out......you should see how she can handle a knife! We could rename her Julia Bobbit!
03-11-2015, 06:46 AM
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Mornin', Guyz...FIL is still the same..no pain and aware of what's going on , resting a lot. Thanks for asking.
Here's a new one, Went to Home Depot for a carton of natural maple flooring. Have it on the cart and go to the checkout. Girl scans it twice and it's not coming up, gets another girl..they scan it, same thing..finally punch the product numbers in the computer. Girl says " A message comes up on the screen, we can't sell it to you. It's on recall"..I said " I've never heard of solid wood flooring being on recall, This is the only one that will work, can you please get the store manager"..manager shows up, I explain the situation and he says 'I've never heard of such a thing"..Finally twenty minutes later he gives me some made up numbers and they sell it to me....Jees
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Here's a new one, Went to Home Depot for a carton of natural maple flooring. Have it on the cart and go to the checkout. Girl scans it twice and it's not coming up, gets another girl..they scan it, same thing..finally punch the product numbers in the computer. Girl says " A message comes up on the screen, we can't sell it to you. It's on recall"..I said " I've never heard of solid wood flooring being on recall, This is the only one that will work, can you please get the store manager"..manager shows up, I explain the situation and he says 'I've never heard of such a thing"..Finally twenty minutes later he gives me some made up numbers and they sell it to me....Jees
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03-11-2015, 06:51 AM
Oh no please , don't tell me we gotta start callin' ya' "SHORTY" !!! LMAO
03-11-2015, 06:52 AM
Mornin', Guyz...FIL is still the same..no pain and aware of what's going on , resting a lot. Thanks for asking.
Here's a new one, Went to Home Depot for a carton of natural maple flooring. Have it on the cart and go to the checkout. Girl scans it twice and it's not coming up, gets another girl..they scan it, same thing..finally punch the product numbers in the computer. Girl says " A message comes up on the screen, we can't sell it to you. It's on recall"..I said " I've never heard of solid wood flooring being on recall, This is the only one that will work, can you please get the store manager"..manager shows up, I explain the situation and he says 'I've never heard of such a thing"..Finally twenty minutes later he gives me some made up numbers and they sell it to me....Jees"
Here's a new one, Went to Home Depot for a carton of natural maple flooring. Have it on the cart and go to the checkout. Girl scans it twice and it's not coming up, gets another girl..they scan it, same thing..finally punch the product numbers in the computer. Girl says " A message comes up on the screen, we can't sell it to you. It's on recall"..I said " I've never heard of solid wood flooring being on recall, This is the only one that will work, can you please get the store manager"..manager shows up, I explain the situation and he says 'I've never heard of such a thing"..Finally twenty minutes later he gives me some made up numbers and they sell it to me....Jees
"Good to hear on the FIL.
That is a classic example of the blind leading the blind! I hope they gave you a number you were happy with and compensates your time a bit?
03-11-2015, 06:53 AM
Shorty would have been my normal name.....
03-11-2015, 06:54 AM
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