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Old 01-30-2015, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Imold
Mutt next door woke me up sumptin after 5am. Need a family to move in the neighborhood that comes from one of them places where dogs are a delicacy. That happened for a friend some years ago, said a Hmong family moved in a couple houses down, and within a month, couldn't hear dogs anymore. He just hoped they didn't move again...


What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I can't sleep anywhere's past 4 hours I'm always getting woke up......a barking dog would be a blessing too me
 
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Old 01-30-2015, 10:15 AM
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Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!!
 
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Old 01-30-2015, 10:18 AM
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Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!!
We all knew that......who did it?!
 
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We all knew that......who did it?!


I dunno..one of the King's men or horses, I guess. I think today is a good day to go get a couple new SUVs.... most likely a Toyota...never had a foreign SUV. Of course, it's probably the only one made in the good ole USA.
 
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Old 01-30-2015, 10:54 AM
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"yota's are well built....ya won't be disappointed .....it's the kings men an horses who tried to put the putz back together again......ya think they felt guilty?!
 
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Doc, sounds like you need some rest time...might havta get a j*b so ya can get rested up
What I need izza cave.. Far away from everyone and everything....that no one knows about...
 
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Old 01-30-2015, 10:59 AM
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What I need izza cave.. Far away from everyone and everything....that no one knows about...
Nice apartment with a loving brunette would werk for me...
 
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Nice apartment with a loving brunette would werk for me...
....An there's yer problem!! In the long run, them wimminz iz cheaper ta rent... Ya can get'em by the hour, or by the day..
Pay'em an send'em back where they came from..
 
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Oh....an don't fall for oneathem Rent-to-own deals either!!!!
 
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....An there's yer problem!! In the long run, them wimminz iz cheaper ta rent... Ya can get'em by the hour, or by the day..
Pay'em an send'em back where they came from..
I ain't got a long run left.......
 



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