hmmmmm...That could be interesting. Might be a bit overwhelming for a bunch of high school students though.

 

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him.
And during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?
Tarzan not know sex he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said,"Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
"Here", she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."

 

Pics will be forth coming....stay tuned.

 

She'll get even.

 

Wash it with that Grandson of your's...you can call it the bikesickle.

 

Well, the youngest gurl was onna ski trip today....so, gotta go up to the skool an get her.

 

Skiing is fun.

 

Kids need to be told not to put their fingers in the fan blades - they stick fingers in front, someone turns the back, with all that mass it'll take fingers off without even slowing down - even turning real slow. Might be a good idea to stick a broom handle through the front blades so they can't turn. Folks just love spinning those big turbines, don't know how dangerous they are. As the rotating blades pass the fixed blades, they make really good shears. If the igniter box is still on the motor, can have enough zap in those to melt a good sized screwdriver. Might pass this on to whoever's gonna supervise it.


If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

 

 

I'll pass it on, Thanks.