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Old 01-16-2015, 01:29 PM
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Jdub keeps his grill onna front porch....by the mailbox!!....Mailman forgot he wasn't onna walking route!!
Prawly good thing ole' Roscoe wasn't layin out there onna porch!!!
 
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Old 01-16-2015, 01:42 PM
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Oh, sorry. I have a kinda, horseshoe driveway. He drove up to the back door to deliver a package. We were not home at the time so they just leave the box at the back door. The grill always sits on the edge of the drive next to the carport. He had to know it was there as this was not his first time coming to the door. Funny how the big brown UPS truck, Fed EX truck, My big truck, and all my buddies trucks can get thru thar without hitting the grill. But this day, the mail man couldn't get his car thru there?
Yep he was drunk.
 
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Old 01-16-2015, 01:57 PM
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Medical nap..... Are you a card carrying member? Remember now, I aint paying you guys to nap!!!
You ain't payin' me nuttin'.....YET!.....
 
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Old 01-16-2015, 02:05 PM
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Oh, sorry. I have a kinda, horseshoe driveway. He drove up to the back door to deliver a package. We were not home at the time so they just leave the box at the back door. The grill always sits on the edge of the drive next to the carport. He had to know it was there as this was not his first time coming to the door. Funny how the big brown UPS truck, Fed EX truck, My big truck, and all my buddies trucks can get thru thar without hitting the grill. But this day, the mail man couldn't get his car thru there?
The other day, I'm in the garoffice and hear the driveway alert buzzer go off. Look out and see a guy that looked like a JobForce temporary worker walkin' down the driveway, 'cept he had a mail bag on. Go out and ask him if I could help him. He says he's looking for the mailbox. We have front porch delivery. Tell him that there's a shiny brass mail slot right next to the front door. Says he didn't see it! What was he lookin' at?
 
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Old 01-16-2015, 03:11 PM
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hmmmm.....Seems like we get a new mailman about every other week. There's a few of'em that I wonder if they can even read!!
 
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I started out this morning with mittens and ended the ride in gloves. Up to 52* today, so I burned through a tank of gas. I only saw 3 other bikes in 4+ hours of scootin' around. Real nice day for a rideabout. Had to go up the city way to pick up some items I bought online, but didn't want to pay delivery.

We have a mail gal, who's pretty darn good looking.
 
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hmmmm.....Seems like we get a new mailman about every other week. There's a few of'em that I wonder if they can even read!!
I know they're bosses don't know how to save........half a buck to deliver a post card....jeeeeeesh!
 
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Riding in mittens is a bit different, but toasty warm hands mean that I can adapt.
 
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Old 01-16-2015, 03:28 PM
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I started out this morning with mittens and ended the ride in gloves. Up to 52* today, so I burned through a tank of gas. I only saw 3 other bikes in 4+ hours of scootin' around. Real nice day for a rideabout. Had to go up the city way to pick up some items I bought online, but didn't want to pay delivery.

We have a mail gal, who's pretty darn good looking.
We have some male gals here. A little different though.
 
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uh, I gotta go....bbl. much later.
 
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