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Old 10-06-2014, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Imold
Only one note on my tall monitor - have two, plenty of room for notes.
PostIt notes have too many advantages over that elektronikal stuff...never havta charge them, still w*rk during power outage, nobody can hack them,don't havta hit any buttons to see them, you can write them real big, stick them on yer dashboard, lotsa fancy colors, cheaper and ya don't havta remember to look at them..they're always there!
 
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Can't hack them is a biggy. Daughter recently put a file on the desktop with a bunch of links and passwords; yeah, easy to cut and paste, but think of someone else finding it... Moved it to a memory stick and put a post it note on the monitor so she could see where it went. I have a cut and paste password system I rigged up that has millions of combinations, doubt it would do anyone any good to have it. And even that is on a memory stick I only plug in briefly when I use it. Run a key logger stopper, too, key loggers are potentially the worst thing you can get. When I do type in a password, use a method that'll confuse some (all?) key loggers. But you're never 100% safe. Aren't when you hand a credit card to a teenage waitress, either. Quit using the debit card where you hand it to someone, too. Fraud and theft are the biggest industries in this screwed up world. I'd support the death sentence for credit card and identity theft. Think I'm rambling, what wus I talking about?
 
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Death penalty sound good to me. Here is the deal you want to use my funds for yourself, then you have to go through all the BS I went through to get them.
 
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Checkin in.... dropped the frame at the powder coaters shop today, pick it up at 11:00 am tomorrow.... ready to start assembly soon afterwards...

Pool league tonight....
 
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Supppp again
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was doing good till 11:00 and there we go...LOL
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I,m just hungry.
 
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Thanks Herb but I'll take dinner at Nona's in 15 minutes.
 
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Originally Posted by Mark@ Baker Drivetrain
Death penalty sound good to me. Here is the deal you want to use my funds for yourself, then you have to go through all the BS I went through to get them.
You gotta love this guy




SHERIFF
JOE IS AT IT AGAIN !
You may remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona, who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb.
Well.........
SHERIFF
JOE IS AT IT AGAIN !

Oh, there's MUCH
more to know about Sheriff Joe !


Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the
department over, and the County Supervisors said okay.

The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition
and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to
the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows.

The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two
years ago. He was neutered and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day we got him. Cost us $78.


The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.28 an hour for working, but most would work for free, just to be out of their cells for the day. Most of his budget is for utilities, building maintenance, etc. He pays the prisoners
out of the fees collected for adopted animals.


I have long wondered when the rest of the country would take a look at the way he runs the jail system and copy some of his ideas. He has a huge farm, donated to the county years ago, where inmates can work, and they grow most of their own fresh vegetables and food, doing all the work and harvesting by hand.

He has a pretty good sized hog farm, which provides meat and fertilizer. It fertilizes the Christmas tree nursery, where prisoners work, and you
can buy a living Christmas tree for $6 - $8 for the holidays and plant it later. We have six trees in our yard from the prison.

Yup,
he was re-elected last year with 83% of the vote.
Now he's in trouble with the ACLU again. He painted all his buses and vehicles with a mural that has a special hotline phone number painted on it, where you can call and report suspected illegal aliens. Immigrations and
Customs Enforcement wasn't doing enough in his eyes, so he had 40 deputies trained specifically for enforcing immigration laws, started up his
hotline, and bought 4 new buses just for hauling folks back to the border. He's kind of a 'Git-R-Dun' kind of Sheriff.

TO THOSE OF
YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO..

HE IS
THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER.

THIS
IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the 'Tent City Jail':
** He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

** He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jail.
** Took away their weights.
** Cut off all but 'G' movies.
** He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.
** Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

** He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails, so he hooked up the cable TV again.....BUT only let in the Disney channel and the Weather channel.


** When asked why the weather channel, he replied, "So they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."

** He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.

** When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't The Ritz/Carlton...... If you don't like it, don't come back."

More
On The Arizona Sheriff:

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.


On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.

Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their PINK SOCKS.

"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the TENTS for 1 year. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates, "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have
to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your mouths!"

Way to go, Sheriff !

Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers' money and enjoy things
taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves
 

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Originally Posted by ultracan
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SHERIFF


** He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails, so he hooked up the cable TV again....
That is not true. There is no cable TV in jails in Florida or in Tennessee. Ask me how I know.
 



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