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Old 10-03-2014, 07:05 AM
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By the way , speaking of self mutilation, if'n yer boxer is sound asleep in yer lap, never drop a cracker with peanut butter on it in yer lap if all yer wearin' is yer skivvies....
 
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ENT doc says the tests from last week were fine..probably not meniere's disease, told him the "weebles' hadn't been back for 5 days., maybe the diuretic he prescribed had something to do with it. He says to stay on them until next appt. Funny thought...after close to $20,000 in medical costs....maybe all I had to do was pee more!
If your eyes are yellow, go pee.......
 
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Originally Posted by coastie56
By the way , speaking of self mutilation, if'n yer boxer is sound asleep in yer lap, never drop a cracker with peanut butter on it in yer lap if all yer wearin' is yer skivvies....
Uhuh.... some peeps may think of that as a sexual thing.....
 
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Offta PT.... getting fired up here.....
 
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Offta PT.... getting fired up here.....
Hang in there...another day to cross off the calendar.
 
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I knew a guy that got shot in the pecker with a shotgun, his buddy told him he knew a good piccolo player, at least he could figure out where to put his fingers when he had to pee....
LMAO! True story I once had a female customer at the phone company who was a little too interested in sharing the details of her body piercing bizness, to the point of actually insisting on showing all her piercings to me and was dropping trou when my partner stepped up on the porch to see what was taking so long to replace a jack. He darn near fell over when she informed us that her boyfriend had his wiener pierced (OUCH!) all around the rim (OMG TMI) and it was the best thing ever for their sex life! I thought he was gonna pass out when she offered to pierce us for free if we would be willing to model them at Noir Leathers annual sex show in Royal oak! I told her I didn't want to be turned into a human shower massage! . I told him that since I was the senior employee he was the one who had to report the inappropriate customer to our boss and he about turned purple! You gotta love working in Detroit! Those Goth customers were the weirdest.
 
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Morning one armed posers, weeblers and pierced pecker people.
 
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HUH??! we got pierced Pecker People??
well, carry on
 
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