Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VI
#1761
I'm not back reading a week and a half worth of posts, so if there is something I should know let me know otherwise heal fast Gail and good morning to everyone else.
#1762
Posted in the humor section by a new guy..
A Male Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after.....and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women; and hunted and fished and raced cars; and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan; and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony; and dated cheerleaders; and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts; and never got cheated on while he was at work. And all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End.
A Male Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after.....and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women; and hunted and fished and raced cars; and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan; and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony; and dated cheerleaders; and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts; and never got cheated on while he was at work. And all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End.
#1764
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Checking in...
They just took her in for surgery... Know something in an hour or so..
Thanks Herb and Mark.....
They just took her in for surgery... Know something in an hour or so..
Thanks Herb and Mark.....
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#1769
Good luck to Gail. Tell them to put an aluminum splint on her middle finger, so she can leave it up while she's in the cast. She won't have to move it .
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Funny ucarab.... Putz...