Ribs, smoked long and at slow temps, then finished off with some Sweet Baby Ray's. That's good eats

 

Although, their Presidente Platinum Margarita is the bomb

 

Checkin in.....

 

yeah, me too......sittin' here bored stupid.

 

Grass cut, vacuumed, walked da dawg. Replaced the mode switch for the radio on the ultra had to measure and solder inn 12 mm increments to stuff it all the switch housing what a BIOTCH. Oversaw repairs to boiler installed incorrectly all the while delicately walking on eggshell like Carl Wallenda on a tightwire with SugarLips pulling her hair out while we are juggling contractors building new store for Sewing machines and fabrics arranging financing, and ordering stock and pos system and dealing with tennant issues. I love being retired. Am now open to the idea of finding a woman 40 years OLDER than me! Must be ugly to not draw attention. Must be a good shot to put me out of my mizzery. No teeth a plus. Kabotz must not have over a pound of compression to keep flatulence to a bare minimum. Must be able to apply suction to rear exhaust pipe so as to line up tdc marks in 5th when assisting me to change out POS stock twin cam lifters. Ability to "wax on wax off" a must. Must be able to skin a deer, clean fish, refletch arrows and own a boat. Must be able to regrip clubs without scratching my shafts. Must be nearsighted and not easily skeered in case she sees me bending over in da shower...

 

Yeah, I was going down hill on a 1/4 mile driveway in Celina Tn. One I have been down several times. New 2" gravel had been put down. I know to stay on the back break, not the front. Well when we, OL was on the back, got near the end of the drive I was going too fast, grabbed a little to much front break. You guys knows what happens when you do that? We, I, am banged up pretty good, blood on my new white shirt . OL is bursed and sore. No biggie. The bike looks fine, cept the left crash bar is scared, but that's what it's for, and maybe need some bar work. I managed to ride the 20 miles to my Prez's place and got doctored up.

The OL's peeps have called all day asking how she and I were and I noticed they didn't ask how the bike was. The bike is paramount to me, so thank you guys for asking how my cycle faired

It rained here today, I'm riding tomorrow!!

 

Guess I'll be needin one to those patches too!!

 

Well glad the Ol and you are OK. My condolences for the hurt bike. OMG I just turned on CNN to see what furrreigner wack-a-doodle is threatening the US now and they have a special called "Lady Valor" about a transvestite Navy Seal!? WTF, over? So I change the channel and "Fusion TV is reporting about ObamaPorn is a failure cuz the web site keeps crashing denying the public the chance to get free ****? I must be hallucinating, I need some rack time!

 

Thanks!!

 

We know yer a tough as leather old coot, weren't worried 'bout you.
And yer welcome!