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Old 08-31-2014, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by BARACU
By the time the right side heals..you'll be amphibious or ambivalent or ambisumtin'.
When I got my right index finger cut off, I got really good at doing everything left handed for about 8 months. But after it healed it didn't take me long to go right back to being right handed.
 
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Originally Posted by JW1200
When I got my right index finger cut off, I got really good at doing everything left handed for about 8 months. But after it healed it didn't take me long to go right back to being right handed.
Amazing what ya can do when you don't have choices.
 
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Ya think I'll void my warranty if I do the service at 9,xxx miles instead of 10,000?
 
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Ya think I'll void my warranty if I do the service at 9,xxx miles instead of 10,000?
Only if you get caught!!
 
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I have one of those insurance agents, send me b'day cards, Christmas cards and all, never any money in them....
Yeah, he loves you........ errr, your money!
 
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Alrighty then, I better go find my Harley!
 
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Yeah, he loves you........ errr, your money!
It is a she..... putz!!!
 
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Stuff ta do..... laaaater!
 
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Hey Ken, why did you weld two dissimilar metals together??
or am I wrong?
 
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Alrighty then, I better go find my Harley!
Jdubb, was asked yesterday what a PossumPlayer was, gave him the stupidest answer I could think of..........We're a bunch of drunks in KY and you know the Outlaws and I been sober 22 years, uuuhhhh, that OK?
 



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