Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VI
08-03-2014, 06:36 PM
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Brrrrrppp.....
Yuup some things the scope is better for....
Yuup some things the scope is better for....
08-03-2014, 06:46 PM
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Even with a local and you're awake it's... weird. When I had some metal cut out of my thigh, just dropped the trousers, sat in an old wood chair in a hallway, doc got on his knees, put a bunch of novocain or similar in the leg, and dug in. Not huge, scar's about 4". Bunch a folks squeezed by while he was doing it, some in way worse shape than I was. The tent operating room in the "Mash" tv show was way better than I got. Wish I'd got a picture of it, never seen a pic like that.
08-03-2014, 07:22 PM
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Agree with that. 5 times general, once local. No fun at all.
Even with a local and you're awake it's... weird. When I had some metal cut out of my thigh, just dropped the trousers, sat in an old wood chair in a hallway, doc got on his knees, put a bunch of novocain or similar in the leg, and dug in. Not huge, scar's about 4". Bunch a folks squeezed by while he was doing it, some in way worse shape than I was. The tent operating room in the "Mash" tv show was way better than I got. Wish I'd got a picture of it, never seen a pic like that.
Even with a local and you're awake it's... weird. When I had some metal cut out of my thigh, just dropped the trousers, sat in an old wood chair in a hallway, doc got on his knees, put a bunch of novocain or similar in the leg, and dug in. Not huge, scar's about 4". Bunch a folks squeezed by while he was doing it, some in way worse shape than I was. The tent operating room in the "Mash" tv show was way better than I got. Wish I'd got a picture of it, never seen a pic like that.
08-03-2014, 07:26 PM
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Haha... mebbe not....
08-03-2014, 07:32 PM
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Piece of steel (good stuf, made in America!) like a jagged edge pea made it up the leg a bit and nearly to the bone, another piece sticking outta the leg. 3 weeks inna Army quonset hut hospital with no air conditioning, spent Christmas 1967 there, but wasn't any winter, real warm place. Some things most folks wouldn't wanna see in those field hospitals... No regrets, lived through it, brought all my parts home. You're going through worse.
08-03-2014, 08:41 PM
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Just copied from club newsletter:
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from
school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle
pulls up beside her. After following along for a while,
turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the
back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the
street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and
says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a
Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my
bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and
Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda
instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from
school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle
pulls up beside her. After following along for a while,
turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the
back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the
street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and
says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a
Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my
bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and
Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda
instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"
08-03-2014, 09:27 PM
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Piece of steel (good stuf, made in America!) like a jagged edge pea made it up the leg a bit and nearly to the bone, another piece sticking outta the leg. 3 weeks inna Army quonset hut hospital with no air conditioning, spent Christmas 1967 there, but wasn't any winter, real warm place. Some things most folks wouldn't wanna see in those field hospitals... No regrets, lived through it, brought all my parts home. You're going through worse.
08-03-2014, 09:28 PM
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Just copied from club newsletter:
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from
school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle
pulls up beside her. After following along for a while,
turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the
back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the
street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and
says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a
Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my
bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and
Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda
instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from
school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle
pulls up beside her. After following along for a while,
turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the
back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the
street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and
says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a
Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my
bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and
Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda
instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"