Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VI
07-24-2014, 05:48 AM
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Had a boob infatuated friend go to Sturgis when the unfortunate happened...two large hootered topless wimmens crossed simultaneously in front of him on their boyfriends choppers. Damaged his optic nerves and when he got back he looked like Marty Feldman. Terrible tragedy...
07-24-2014, 05:51 AM
Perfect... and that's why Sugarlips is da perfect gal for me. I've owned many homes with decks an patios but never had a covered front porch. If her porch matched her patio I couldn't get out a bed in da mornin....
07-24-2014, 05:52 AM
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In our house the rug don't match the curtains......
07-24-2014, 05:53 AM
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07-24-2014, 05:55 AM
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Pfffffttttt... so outta date they threw away the codes......
07-24-2014, 05:59 AM
Ya know it is kind of comforting to come home to the same house every night so's ya can fumble around in the dark without yer glasses....
07-24-2014, 06:04 AM
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I know the neighbor gets pissed when I usta show up in his place after a few drinks.....
07-24-2014, 06:07 AM
Kinda reminds me of da story Grampa used to tell about how Grandma accidently cured his drinking problem. Told me he'd come home on Friday nights and puke in da kitchen sink in da dark... right up untill the one time she killed and cleaned a chicken and forgot to stick the guts down the disposal. Said he went for coffee the next morning, looked in the sink and passed out on the floor....