Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VI
07-10-2014, 05:38 PM
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Hey FF, these posers neglecting you?
Somebody hadda worse day than we did...
I'd guess you've seen some weird ones. My brother was an insurance adjuster for years, had some wild pics. His favorite was the young lady that rear ended a cow with a smallish Toyota. The hood was crunched in, there was a hole in the windshield right in the middle of the driver's side, and strangely enough, you couldn't see through any of the windows. They were brown inside... He said she told him the worst part was digging her baby in the back seat outta the brown stuff so he could breathe, said he was actually buried. I saw the pics, hard to believe a cow could be that fulla poo...
Somebody hadda worse day than we did...
I'd guess you've seen some weird ones. My brother was an insurance adjuster for years, had some wild pics. His favorite was the young lady that rear ended a cow with a smallish Toyota. The hood was crunched in, there was a hole in the windshield right in the middle of the driver's side, and strangely enough, you couldn't see through any of the windows. They were brown inside... He said she told him the worst part was digging her baby in the back seat outta the brown stuff so he could breathe, said he was actually buried. I saw the pics, hard to believe a cow could be that fulla poo...
07-10-2014, 05:40 PM
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Coastie, ya gots sum compatition!
Oh yeah...and to add to my earlier post about my parked car getting creamed in front of my house...
I was in my robe, drinking my coffee, hanging out with ya all, and crash. I ran up to the bedroom, threw off the robe, threw on a pair of pants and t-shirt and ran out to my car. As I was talking to my neighbor's girlfriend, whose car was also hit, I noticed she was blushing a bit. Yep...I forgot to cage up Willie, and he wanted to see what was going on. She gave me her phone number...
I was in my robe, drinking my coffee, hanging out with ya all, and crash. I ran up to the bedroom, threw off the robe, threw on a pair of pants and t-shirt and ran out to my car. As I was talking to my neighbor's girlfriend, whose car was also hit, I noticed she was blushing a bit. Yep...I forgot to cage up Willie, and he wanted to see what was going on. She gave me her phone number...
07-10-2014, 05:44 PM
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bring the dawg.......we have 2 5's that will make you hit 3 and still not be on the green w/out it. whatever you want puz.
07-10-2014, 05:47 PM
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I'm pooped, sticky and smelly. When I can breath normal again, gotta hit the shower. Ain't as many trees standing in the yard, though. Threw a chain on one of the chainsaws, always wundered what'd happen if that happened. Nuttin much, chain just got a loop in it and quit moving. Thought I could finish one more tree 'fore I tightened it... Gonna take em all apart, clean em, sharpen the chains, and probly hafta do it again 'fore I'm finished with this round. Geesh, 12 ounces dint do much, gotta get anudder beer. Still got the worst part ahead of me, getting all them trees and branches pulled around to the side of the house so's I can back the chipper up to em. And the doc asked if I get any exercise...
07-10-2014, 05:51 PM
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I did all my ''wood'' werk after the first year here........neighbor an I split the difference 'tween a backhoe and a wood chipper.......I was tired true enough Mike/.
07-10-2014, 06:12 PM
07-10-2014, 06:14 PM
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or your ''home course''....never been far out west...
07-10-2014, 06:31 PM
I'm pooped, sticky and smelly. When I can breath normal again, gotta hit the shower. Ain't as many trees standing in the yard, though. Threw a chain on one of the chainsaws, always wundered what'd happen if that happened. Nuttin much, chain just got a loop in it and quit moving. Thought I could finish one more tree 'fore I tightened it... Gonna take em all apart, clean em, sharpen the chains, and probly hafta do it again 'fore I'm finished with this round. Geesh, 12 ounces dint do much, gotta get anudder beer. Still got the worst part ahead of me, getting all them trees and branches pulled around to the side of the house so's I can back the chipper up to em. And the doc asked if I get any exercise...
07-10-2014, 06:32 PM
Hey FF, these posers neglecting you?
Somebody hadda worse day than we did...
I'd guess you've seen some weird ones. My brother was an insurance adjuster for years, had some wild pics. His favorite was the young lady that rear ended a cow with a smallish Toyota. The hood was crunched in, there was a hole in the windshield right in the middle of the driver's side, and strangely enough, you couldn't see through any of the windows. They were brown inside... He said she told him the worst part was digging her baby in the back seat outta the brown stuff so he could breathe, said he was actually buried. I saw the pics, hard to believe a cow could be that fulla poo...
Somebody hadda worse day than we did...
I'd guess you've seen some weird ones. My brother was an insurance adjuster for years, had some wild pics. His favorite was the young lady that rear ended a cow with a smallish Toyota. The hood was crunched in, there was a hole in the windshield right in the middle of the driver's side, and strangely enough, you couldn't see through any of the windows. They were brown inside... He said she told him the worst part was digging her baby in the back seat outta the brown stuff so he could breathe, said he was actually buried. I saw the pics, hard to believe a cow could be that fulla poo...
07-10-2014, 06:35 PM
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