Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VI
That's what she said! (The wrinkles!) HaHa I just made a fat double chinned winking icon! I just kill myself! Somebody STOP me!
Yep, that's how it starts, and then it's every morning, and then you wonder what's going on around lunchtime, and next thing you know you're misspelling and using words that sound like you grew up in some hills in the southern part of the country, and when you see or hear the name Lou, you think of a giant, and might find out you just missed seeing one of the other posers in another country - or maybe you will; a couple of us did...
Dang straight Rocketeer...er well maybe a slight kink to da left....
.....hmmmmmm.
we need to play some golf together for the bucket list
Ab-o-lutely Bubba! We also need to teach the new guy to Shuffle and Putz...er...get Ken to teach him to do the Putz Shuffle... I used to be corn fused, now I'm just outstanding in my field...(rimshot).
Ya know I used to tow my clubs around in a little trailer behind the bike. You'd be surprised how many guys would talk to me in the parking lot and then invite me to join their group. Amazing how many golfers ride...BTW, turkey wings? Sounds great I'm talkin' to Sugar Lips about that! Have to use a roller to put on the Bar-b-que sauce! Also ya know they feed us broccoli just so we can't sneak up on 'em and it's easier to keep an eye on us. Kinda like the horn dey put on bouys in da fog...
Ya know I used to tow my clubs around in a little trailer behind the bike. You'd be surprised how many guys would talk to me in the parking lot and then invite me to join their group. Amazing how many golfers ride...BTW, turkey wings? Sounds great I'm talkin' to Sugar Lips about that! Have to use a roller to put on the Bar-b-que sauce! Also ya know they feed us broccoli just so we can't sneak up on 'em and it's easier to keep an eye on us. Kinda like the horn dey put on bouys in da fog...
as fer the clubs, I throw 'em in da pik 'em up truk. Little 9 hole course I like alot play the blues an whites fer 18......here's the link,
http://www.indiansprings-golf.com/
Allright Putzbrudders ya all know I wouldn't steer yall wrong. Drastic times call for serious measures and when the going gets wierd...the wierd turn pro. Ken... your assignment to make the best cultural enrichening use of recovery time is to google the you tube videos by some well known Grammy Award winning funk and R&B blues musicians who are currently touring in my neck of the woods. The group is called "Here Come The Mummies" and they all cover their faces to avoid contractual disputes with their labels. Watch any of their videos and if ya aren't feeling better then your doomed. Your Welcome in advance and could some one post the link to "Booty", Funky little Baby, and "Attack of da Wiener Man"and "Do you believe". You just might recognise some of the horn players. Not bad for a bunch of guys who've been dead for 2500 years....
Rocket, that is a cool looking course, I'd have to learn to get around all those tilted fairways and i might have to leave the Big Dog in the bag! Looks like the 3 wood and hybrid territory! Could we just do the blues and the ladies tees?
Last edited by coastie56; 07-10-2014 at 05:40 PM.