Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VI
Hey everybody checkin in. Just got back from my old stompin grounds in the CG Traverse City. Got to see a Legacy Flight with a P-51 and an F-22 Raptor side by side. Also the amazing Blue Angels! Awe inspiring! I'm gonna be working out and will be trying to get into pilots skrewl! OCS here I come! I been edimicating myself, figure I'll start out with F-15s, I watched Independance day 3 times on cable. That should at least get me through ground skool.... Yup I'm requesting a slot on the Nimitz, just turn er into da wind and steem katapult me at the nearest ******** Chinese formation of cheap Rooskie immitation mig knockoffs and I'll use my German tenacity to Imellman the buggers into submission. Yep, have my crew cheif paint a orange stripe on my nose, and if I run outa fuel mutt fightin' I'll just parachute out and find the the last Chinaman I shot down and punch him out like Will Smith did to the alien. Let 'em try any that Feng Suey Jew Jistmo crap with me and I'll introduce 'em to my two fists, Mr Port and Mr Starboard I tell ya...Had a few Bloody Marys up their at dat ***** er, red skin, er, Reservation Turtle Creek kasino named after the famous chopper builder Paul Turtle from Orange Community Chippers....
Hey Sco..T....have a good trip, looks like good weather for you guyz. Hope you don't hit any of that perspiration out there. Lookin' at the radar...might be close for Doc. What time ya leavin'?
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Wow, home alone. Been a while, I like it. When it dries out, got knee high grass back in the gully and umpty thousand weeds to dispose of in the gardens. Just wish this rainforest humadity would dry up, too, it's overstaying it's welcome this year.
I got to finally use a flush toilet when I wus 4, thought that wus amazing, watching the... stuf... swirl around and disappear. And it it had toilet paper! One of man's great inventions, don't know why my ancestor's liked slick page Sear's catalogs and magazines. Mebbe cause newspapers back then wud turn yer butt black...
I got to finally use a flush toilet when I wus 4, thought that wus amazing, watching the... stuf... swirl around and disappear. And it it had toilet paper! One of man's great inventions, don't know why my ancestor's liked slick page Sear's catalogs and magazines. Mebbe cause newspapers back then wud turn yer butt black...
Thank ya, thank ya very much....Gotta quit drinkin' and going to air shows and casinos.... started to do my kalistenics dis morning and ended up hurting my shoulder like Ken doing pushups, Sugar Lips peeked in the bedroom and said "Hey yer girlfriend's missing!"....weisenhiemer.... Ken feel better or else I'll have to ride over ta cheer ya up....bummed about ya missing yer ride and even more bummed I couldn't come....
Moldy ya should of been at the air show, the F-22 flew and did maneuvers in SLOW motion and then went vertical, stopped, and hovered nose up, then slid tail first toward the ground, and then took off like a rocket. It was straight out of star wars....the women had no idea what was happening but when the realization of what we were watching sunk in the Vets in the crowd went nuts! I'm afraid to post the stuff it did because everyone really would think the Bloody Marys got to me. Let me tell ya if videos of that stuff was shown to enemy pilots they would get a sinking feeling in their guts, which of course is the whole point. All the missiles and weapons are stored inside it and they cycled the doors open when they did a sideways force vectored slow flyby freakin crazy!
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Lots of reports of 60+ mph winds over night. I only have a few limbs down, so we couldn't have had them that high here.
If things go well for Doc he should skirt to the south of a big batch of storms that go all the way from Indy up through Michigan. Keep your head down, Mark! It looks nasty to me.
Those must have been what went through Moldy's neighborhood.
The storm we had is down in Kentucky creating havoc.
The Mississippi is already flooding north of St. Louis, and all of this participation (right, Al?) is only going to make it worse. There are a couple of river towns that have run out of money for sand and sandbags and might lose this battle against the river. There are already 2 bridges across it that are closed. We won't be overly impacted down this way, yet, because the Missouri River is not flooding too badly. This is beginning to resemble 1993, and it could make for a long, flooded summer.
Oh, and our local National Guard Engineer Battalion can't help, since they are in Afghanistan.
If things go well for Doc he should skirt to the south of a big batch of storms that go all the way from Indy up through Michigan. Keep your head down, Mark! It looks nasty to me.
Those must have been what went through Moldy's neighborhood.
The storm we had is down in Kentucky creating havoc.
The Mississippi is already flooding north of St. Louis, and all of this participation (right, Al?) is only going to make it worse. There are a couple of river towns that have run out of money for sand and sandbags and might lose this battle against the river. There are already 2 bridges across it that are closed. We won't be overly impacted down this way, yet, because the Missouri River is not flooding too badly. This is beginning to resemble 1993, and it could make for a long, flooded summer.
Oh, and our local National Guard Engineer Battalion can't help, since they are in Afghanistan.
Some of Mom's family lived on a plain (she was raised there) next to the Missouri River south of St. Joe. Had high bluffs on the Kansas side (Atchison), and 3 or 4 miles to the east was more bluffs. I've seen pictures where the river flooded bluff to bluff, just trees and houses sticking out of the water. Maybe that's why the house she was raised in smelled so musty, or was it the lack of plumbing... I spent most of a year in that house when I was 3-4 and Dad was in Korea, but the water never got up to the house after I was born. The dirt in that area was light gray - deposited river silt from all the floods. Had a grandpa that grew potatoes and green beans in his garden, never had to fertilize, grew just fine year after year. So did the snakes...
Know what morels are? The convoluted surface mushroomy things, like little brains growing out of the sun. I thought the ones from the flood plains had a bit of oyster taste to them, way better than the higher ground forest morels.
When I was a kid, just loved that part of the country, so quiet and peaceful after the Chicago area we moved to after the war. When I was there for Mom's funeral last March, just seemed like someplace I'd never been, hardly anything left I could recognize from even as late as 1969, when I spent most of a summer there. After another war, back to the most peaceful and friendly place I'd ever been...
Buster is glad we got back in time to take out the garbage. Over the years got to know the garbage truck guy, realy nice guy who developed a soft spot for Buster and brings him treats. Heard Sugar start laughing this morning... looked out the window to find him sitting in the yard with his arms around Buster getting his face slurped...It's the little things in life that give ya joy...er...that's what SugarLips says anyway! Moldy the water level in Lake St Clair is up a couple feet this year thank God. Easier on the welds in my seawall....
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Moldy ya should of been at the air show, the F-22 flew and did maneuvers in SLOW motion and then went vertical, stopped, and hovered nose up, then slid tail first toward the ground, and then took off like a rocket. It was straight out of star wars....the women had no idea what was happening but when the realization of what we were watching sunk in the Vets in the crowd went nuts! I'm afraid to post the stuff it did because everyone really would think the Bloody Marys got to me. Let me tell ya if videos of that stuff was shown to enemy pilots they would get a sinking feeling in their guts, which of course is the whole point. All the missiles and weapons are stored inside it and they cycled the doors open when they did a sideways force vectored slow flyby freakin crazy!
I'd love to see a show like that, don't have any love left for airliners, but have always enjoyed seeing the military stuff do their thing. F4's, old and gone as they are, still remain one of my favorites, maybe because I got to see a pair of them plow a bunch of palm trees and other organic matter with 20mm before they incinerated it all with napalm - a couple hundred yards from me...
Yup they were showing off their ground attack mode skills. It could easily out turn the P-51! The only way the enemy could get close enough to dog fight is if we were out of missiles and I'm sure we've got that advantage figured in although at the speeds these fly at closure rates would be incredible...They made it a point to announce that the inboard weapons were for supercruise capability.
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