Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VI
07-03-2014, 11:33 PM
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Oh yeah, we was up in Kentucky the other day and we came across a bar named Shanks. It was a small hole in the wall kinda joint, you know, the kind of places I'm use to. But it did look like everyone in there just got out of the Pen. I had my switch blade on me, but I was hoping I wasn't going to get shanked!
We "hung" out aat the pool table and they were playing a game I never heard of. But there was a foxy 20 something blond playing the game with 3 other guys..... She kept looking at me, giving me the eye, ya know..... I thought, this aint good. Some 'ol boy aint gonna like that and I'm gonna have to shank him when he starts in on me. So we had 3 beers and got the hell out of there.
I love the old "road house's !
We "hung" out aat the pool table and they were playing a game I never heard of. But there was a foxy 20 something blond playing the game with 3 other guys..... She kept looking at me, giving me the eye, ya know..... I thought, this aint good. Some 'ol boy aint gonna like that and I'm gonna have to shank him when he starts in on me. So we had 3 beers and got the hell out of there.
I love the old "road house's !
07-04-2014, 05:04 AM
Happy Independence Day Posers 
Just remember, we get to celebrate our ancestors kicking *** today.... and in that spirit.... go eat meat, drink beer 
, blow **** up 
, and don't take **** from noone. 
Just remember, we get to celebrate our ancestors kicking *** today.... and in that spirit.... go eat meat, drink beer , blow **** up , and don't take **** from noone.
07-04-2014, 05:44 AM
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07-04-2014, 06:29 AM
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07-04-2014, 06:31 AM
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Anytime you want...we'll stay at your place, eat yer food, drink yer booze and ride...I'll even give ya some gas money ...maybe even buy ya a Tshirt...or a bumper sticker.
07-04-2014, 07:49 AM
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You wouldn't be the first one, believe dat!Happy 4th ya all............ Off to the boat!
07-04-2014, 07:53 AM
You should have just loaded up and joined the fun bunch on their northwestward adventure! I am pretty sure they would let you pay!
07-04-2014, 07:57 AM
Oh yeah, we was up in Kentucky the other day and we came across a bar named Shanks. It was a small hole in the wall kinda joint, you know, the kind of places I'm use to. But it did look like everyone in there just got out of the Pen. I had my switch blade on me, but I was hoping I wasn't going to get shanked!
We "hung" out aat the pool table and they were playing a game I never heard of. But there was a foxy 20 something blond playing the game with 3 other guys..... She kept looking at me, giving me the eye, ya know..... I thought, this aint good. Some 'ol boy aint gonna like that and I'm gonna have to shank him when he starts in on me. So we had 3 beers and got the hell out of there.
I love the old "road house's !
We "hung" out aat the pool table and they were playing a game I never heard of. But there was a foxy 20 something blond playing the game with 3 other guys..... She kept looking at me, giving me the eye, ya know..... I thought, this aint good. Some 'ol boy aint gonna like that and I'm gonna have to shank him when he starts in on me. So we had 3 beers and got the hell out of there.
I love the old "road house's !
I gots to wonder about some 20 year-old giving an old codger like you the eye. What the heck was wrong with her!?
07-04-2014, 08:09 AM
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Had that happen , a few years ago, when I was on SkiPatrol. hangin' out in the bar after hours, posin' in uniform. same thing ..young chickie givin' me the eye...After a while, she comes over to me. Now I'm thinkin'..."the ole man still has it"..She smiles and says " Are you my friend Christy's father?"....Jeez