Wife says she has to go....

Translation...I am a *****.

 

'Sure to be a collectors item.'

'Only a tiny tear on the seat.'

'Everything works perfectly as far as I know.'

'If you don't buy it now I'll just wait till spring and sell it for more.'

'Mechanic says he's never seen one in such good shape.'

'I'll even throw in a leather jacket for $250 more.'

 

missing a little on idle, just needs a tune up

 

The one picture is of the bike in the garage at a terrible angle with the lights off.