I did that one time not knowing a guys wife was watching. She was thrilled. Guess she must of really been undersexed from her husband. A couple weeks later on a camping trip I was sitting in a lawn chair by the fire and she was all over me. Rubbing her crotch on my dick, put my hands on her little *******, basically dry humping me. I shut her down. But really learned a lesson, don't let any wayward women see the 12 inch python.

 

11] riding in a group and the idiot in front of you slams his brakes on with no warning. Turns out he was smokin dope and forgot to do up his helmet strap.

 

Yes they made fun of him and they still do after he whipped out his little weenie for all to see.
This guy was so full of himself that he had to have an affair to make up for his short comings in the sack according to his OL. Then he tried to deny it happened like we would believe him and the only one who believed it was his gullible OL. What a couple of losers they were.

 

#12 Guy in front of me slams on the brakes and does a hard u-turn to take a picture of a moose. Turns out his woman man told him to take the picture so the ***** whipped bozo does as he was told.
Could've killed me if I was'nt paying attention.

 

Huhuh... Damn,Chill man... i said i was sorry dude..

 

#13 Squid in front of me being a local doesn't make a turn North at the big sign that say's Rocky Mountain House North and he keeps going West.
I wait at the North turn for said squid and he say's"I thought that road went to RMH"
I should have let him keep going West come to think of it.
In other words...If you want to take the lead then at least know where you're going.

 

Two things I don't understand.

1) Why spend $500+ on a louder exhaust that just annoys everyone including yourself when it drones in your ears on the highway and does not really make a significant difference in performance. Why does the guy with the really loud exhaust have to ride in front of me?

2) Why do some riders think they are better than others based on the bike they ride?

 

Ok, pass me the spliff, you're forgiven.

 

I have a lot of those around me. Eventually they catch up and when they do that always seem to ask how I got there before them.



I used to be lost in the shuffle but now I just shuffle with the lost.

 

It's kind of a catch 22 situation, what do you do if you're faced with following beginner riders that do dangerous things like slamming on their brakes in front of the pack, or pass and lead down a road you haven't been on?

Personally I take the option of maybe missing a turn off over getting dragged into and accident by some brain dead rider that can't think straight.

Actually I solved both problems by just not riding with people like that. They're not friends, and I don't enjoy riding with them so wtf was I thinking? Done with that.