Are you a rider or a biker?
#3632
03-17-2015, 05:08 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
I ride daily, from March through November. Sorry, I'm not "biker" enough to ride in Chicago in winter.
I like my bikes clean. I clean them. I shower too. Even wipe my *** with toilet paper. Prefer the soft stuff. I must not be a "biker".
I own two Harleys, and paid for them myself. With cash. One I even bought new. I guess I'm a RUB, and therefore not a "biker".
I pay someone else to do my maintenance. I can afford to. I must not be a "biker".
I own stuff that says Harley on it. Wear it all the time. Even put a Harley sticker on my truck. Harley sells a LOT of merchandise, and I'm pretty sure I'm not single-handedly purchasing all of it. But I've been told that "real" bikers don't buy Harley gear. I guess I'm not a "biker".
I have Willie G skulls on my Street Glide, and flames on my Deluxe. I like them. I must not be a "biker".
I have a skull facemask. Sometimes I wear it when I ride. It makes my son happy when I do. Guess I'm not a "biker".
I wear a helmet when I ride. Always. My skull isn't tough enough to bounce off the pavement when minivan mom cuts me off. I'm not tough enough to be a real "biker".
I don't drink and ride. Must not be a "biker".
I'm not in an MC, have zero desire to be in one. Therefore I'm not a "biker".
I don't bitch about how other people enjoy their bikes, even if it's not the way I enjoy mine. Apparently doing it EXACTLY like everyone else is what it takes to be a "biker". If so, I don't want to be a "biker".
I just wanna ride my bikes. MY bikes. They're MINE. I'll do with them what I want. You don't like it? Fine. Go back to bitching like a little girl about what someone else does. Then change your tampon and go ride.
I like my bikes clean. I clean them. I shower too. Even wipe my *** with toilet paper. Prefer the soft stuff. I must not be a "biker".
I own two Harleys, and paid for them myself. With cash. One I even bought new. I guess I'm a RUB, and therefore not a "biker".
I pay someone else to do my maintenance. I can afford to. I must not be a "biker".
I own stuff that says Harley on it. Wear it all the time. Even put a Harley sticker on my truck. Harley sells a LOT of merchandise, and I'm pretty sure I'm not single-handedly purchasing all of it. But I've been told that "real" bikers don't buy Harley gear. I guess I'm not a "biker".
I have Willie G skulls on my Street Glide, and flames on my Deluxe. I like them. I must not be a "biker".
I have a skull facemask. Sometimes I wear it when I ride. It makes my son happy when I do. Guess I'm not a "biker".
I wear a helmet when I ride. Always. My skull isn't tough enough to bounce off the pavement when minivan mom cuts me off. I'm not tough enough to be a real "biker".
I don't drink and ride. Must not be a "biker".
I'm not in an MC, have zero desire to be in one. Therefore I'm not a "biker".
I don't bitch about how other people enjoy their bikes, even if it's not the way I enjoy mine. Apparently doing it EXACTLY like everyone else is what it takes to be a "biker". If so, I don't want to be a "biker".
I just wanna ride my bikes. MY bikes. They're MINE. I'll do with them what I want. You don't like it? Fine. Go back to bitching like a little girl about what someone else does. Then change your tampon and go ride.
#3633
03-17-2015, 05:37 PM
Questions came from me not reading through pages of this bullshit again and jumping straight to a response. Have fun in your corner alone.
#3634
03-17-2015, 05:45 PM
Ultimate HDF Member
So caedenspa just how long have you been riding street legal motorcycles? How old are you? Lastly why would you want to come into the General chat and try to start trouble?
#3635
03-17-2015, 06:13 PM
You don't even want to know how I was drinking it
#3636
03-17-2015, 06:25 PM
Ok, we already have several of these "I'm a biker but you're not, cuz you don't do it the way I do" threads in the B/S section. If you feel the need to participate in such a thread, jump into one of those.
#3637
03-25-2015, 12:16 PM
You are taking this too seriously. Biker or not a biker, the people that judge you determine what they think you are. Just laugh and have a great day in the wind.
#3638
03-25-2015, 08:58 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
I gotta say some times you can be a biker right down to stubbled beard....and then you can be just a rider enjoying the wind like you say.....I agree 100%
I eat ham...Therefor I am a HAMSTER!
#3640
04-01-2015, 01:23 PM
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Seems to capture it pretty well from what I've seen.