Are you a rider or a biker?
#3632
I ride daily, from March through November. Sorry, I'm not "biker" enough to ride in Chicago in winter.
I like my bikes clean. I clean them. I shower too. Even wipe my *** with toilet paper. Prefer the soft stuff. I must not be a "biker".
I own two Harleys, and paid for them myself. With cash. One I even bought new. I guess I'm a RUB, and therefore not a "biker".
I pay someone else to do my maintenance. I can afford to. I must not be a "biker".
I own stuff that says Harley on it. Wear it all the time. Even put a Harley sticker on my truck. Harley sells a LOT of merchandise, and I'm pretty sure I'm not single-handedly purchasing all of it. But I've been told that "real" bikers don't buy Harley gear. I guess I'm not a "biker".
I have Willie G skulls on my Street Glide, and flames on my Deluxe. I like them. I must not be a "biker".
I have a skull facemask. Sometimes I wear it when I ride. It makes my son happy when I do. Guess I'm not a "biker".
I wear a helmet when I ride. Always. My skull isn't tough enough to bounce off the pavement when minivan mom cuts me off. I'm not tough enough to be a real "biker".
I don't drink and ride. Must not be a "biker".
I'm not in an MC, have zero desire to be in one. Therefore I'm not a "biker".
I don't bitch about how other people enjoy their bikes, even if it's not the way I enjoy mine. Apparently doing it EXACTLY like everyone else is what it takes to be a "biker". If so, I don't want to be a "biker".
I just wanna ride my bikes. MY bikes. They're MINE. I'll do with them what I want. You don't like it? Fine. Go back to bitching like a little girl about what someone else does. Then change your tampon and go ride.
I like my bikes clean. I clean them. I shower too. Even wipe my *** with toilet paper. Prefer the soft stuff. I must not be a "biker".
I own two Harleys, and paid for them myself. With cash. One I even bought new. I guess I'm a RUB, and therefore not a "biker".
I pay someone else to do my maintenance. I can afford to. I must not be a "biker".
I own stuff that says Harley on it. Wear it all the time. Even put a Harley sticker on my truck. Harley sells a LOT of merchandise, and I'm pretty sure I'm not single-handedly purchasing all of it. But I've been told that "real" bikers don't buy Harley gear. I guess I'm not a "biker".
I have Willie G skulls on my Street Glide, and flames on my Deluxe. I like them. I must not be a "biker".
I have a skull facemask. Sometimes I wear it when I ride. It makes my son happy when I do. Guess I'm not a "biker".
I wear a helmet when I ride. Always. My skull isn't tough enough to bounce off the pavement when minivan mom cuts me off. I'm not tough enough to be a real "biker".
I don't drink and ride. Must not be a "biker".
I'm not in an MC, have zero desire to be in one. Therefore I'm not a "biker".
I don't bitch about how other people enjoy their bikes, even if it's not the way I enjoy mine. Apparently doing it EXACTLY like everyone else is what it takes to be a "biker". If so, I don't want to be a "biker".
I just wanna ride my bikes. MY bikes. They're MINE. I'll do with them what I want. You don't like it? Fine. Go back to bitching like a little girl about what someone else does. Then change your tampon and go ride.
#3633
Questions came from me not reading through pages of this bullshit again and jumping straight to a response. Have fun in your corner alone.
#3635
You don't even want to know how I was drinking it
#3636
Ok, we already have several of these "I'm a biker but you're not, cuz you don't do it the way I do" threads in the B/S section. If you feel the need to participate in such a thread, jump into one of those.
#3638
I gotta say some times you can be a biker right down to stubbled beard....and then you can be just a rider enjoying the wind like you say.....I agree 100%
#3640
Seems to capture it pretty well from what I've seen.