Don't give up your day job.

 

First you want to imitate being a "biker" now you want me to teach you how to be like me?
Just a suggestion (I have half my brain tied behind my back just to make this a fair conversation) if you can stomach it, try being "you" first... without the "biker image".. learn who you are instead of trying to be cool like the other kids, it's just a suggestion, take it or leave it.

You may be asking yourself "what do I do next"?. Try this, get on your sportster (maybe your mom cosigned for a big bike, I dunno I'm just guessing here) and ride to the nearest Starbucks and introduce yourself to the other impostor sitting outside sipping his latte and strike up a conversation.. Between the two you, you should be able to come up with plan on how not to look like an idiot to everyone else around you.

Check back with me and let me know how that worked out for ya.

 

Wow! More helpful hints from OldDrool! What a nice guy (I'm guessing guy, though he claims that if you push on a belly nuts pop out - maybe he learned that being on top of another dude?). See, you're so nice I want to be just like you. Except for the bouncing on top of another dude's belly part. You can keep that part of the training in Old Skewl Kewl to yourself.

 

It isn't any wonder why these threads are like pop-ups.

 

Nah they are more like herpes. Just when you think it's cleared, it comes back.

 

Are you cool with other riders? Able to talk to them and treat them with respect? Maybe have a few stories about times spent with your motorcycle? Enjoy riding?
You're fine, relax. And don't get intimidated when you see the stereotypical biker.

 

Powerful come back! made me look like fool.. I'll just go to the corner and shut up now...

 

Love me some baby backs with a Makers Mark to wash it down.

 

WTF? Yeah, I'm cool with other riders, no I'm not intimidated by stereotypical bikers. I'm not sure where your questions came from.

This thread has nothing to do with that. Or at least I had no intention of it being that.

 

Alright, now we're on common ground. Maker's 46?