Lmao.

 

..if you've never ate spam

 

If you haven't ridden in temps below 70*.

 

I just bought some new Edmond Allen wingtips to go riding in.

 

You'd be real popular in a few hipster bars up in San Fran with those

 

your wear the white no- show socks with your brand new white sneakers

 

I doubt that would last long, lol.

 

I just have to say the only thing I seen in that list I see done is the ear plugs thing. my wife wears ear plugs because my pipes are very loud while she follows me. plus its actually a good idea to wear them to protect your ears. I guess this must make us yuppie bikers

 

But I'm good if I'm wearing black chuck's, right?

 

if your worried about scuffing up your boot from shifting