Are you a rider or a biker?
#3521
02-19-2015, 07:28 PM
Road Warrior
"You've ever stopped at a red light & forgot to put a foot down (sober)"
Does "couldn't" put your foot/feet down count? Pulled into town one day years ago on my Bonneville and my legs were so cold, when I stopped they wouldn't go down. Fell over right there in the street! I'm sure a few onlookers had a good laugh.
Does "couldn't" put your foot/feet down count? Pulled into town one day years ago on my Bonneville and my legs were so cold, when I stopped they wouldn't go down. Fell over right there in the street! I'm sure a few onlookers had a good laugh.
#3523
02-20-2015, 06:29 PM
Club Member
Not if your over 30 and straight you don't 
#3524
02-21-2015, 06:38 AM
Extreme HDF Member
lol exactly! I have some but im a grill...for each their own ofcourse but those are just not manly. levis..wranglers..argh argh !!
#3525
02-21-2015, 06:43 AM
Club Member
#3526
02-21-2015, 08:12 AM
Elite HDF Member
I just happened upon this thread for the first time and read the whole damn thing, but...
...THAT'S funny, right there!
...THAT'S funny, right there!
#3527
02-21-2015, 08:25 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
If you think "Highway Pegs" are push pins on a map showing the various Starbucks where you've ridden
#3528
02-24-2015, 01:51 PM
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#3529
02-25-2015, 03:40 AM
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I Want To Join Your Club!
The little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a Harley in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope... but I've been swung around by the nipples a few times."
Wrong thread!!
The little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a Harley in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope... but I've been swung around by the nipples a few times."
Wrong thread!!
#3530
02-25-2015, 05:24 AM
Extreme HDF Member
I Want To Join Your Club!
The little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a Harley in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope... but I've been swung around by the nipples a few times."
Wrong thread!!
The little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a Harley in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope... but I've been swung around by the nipples a few times."
Wrong thread!!
funny none the less!