"What's the difference between a biker and a motorcycle rider?"

Ask again when you graduate form motorcycle rider to Motorcyclist.

 

Anything less than Bad Boy Brad is not a biker. Watch and learn.

 

This is how you stop being a biker.

 

This is how a biker picks up chicks...

 

Not this again. This question comes up so often, you'd think people don't own a dictionary or can't use the internet to look it. The definition is in my sig in case you need it.

But others will claim it has a more "street" definition which somehow always seems to include them, but not you. Playground stuff.

 

I wear a helmet (most of the time)
Always wear ear plugs.

I'm surprised how many got the kickstart covered.

 

Man, I kicked started my first Harley in 7th grade. We got a Harley mini-bike when the Japs made them for a while. I guess I am a "REAL BADASS BIKER" now.
Sure am glde the EGU has a stater now though.

 

Paid your dues, got mud checked, made alimony payment and have money left over for 1 draft beer

 

Ride your harley to your massage parlor. Then to your hair stylist.
You know you're not when you ride it to a parent teacher conference .

 

Well, damn you know to run a thread........