Titty bars and the girls were my MO for years when the local dive bar wasn't working , moved to the bay area and discovered all they had around here were bikini bars and pasties joints kinda blew my mojo all to hell.
My older brother spent a lot of time depending on the kindness of "generous" ladies. His only words of advice were when they start buying you underwear it's time to go.
Key word in my comment was "official". I'm not totally ignorant of the way things are done in my area.
This was probably a pair of shoes that you didnt need to try on, was a humorous response and meant for other readers, not you, I too know how things are done in your area..... Both sides ..... cross the river as well .... through out each adjacent state .... and inclusive of CONUS states as well as OCONUS.
My older brother spent a lot of time depending on the kindness of "generous" ladies. His only words of advice were when they start buying you underwear it's time to go.
damn, I'm screwed......By my calculations I shoulda split in 2007......