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#2281
01-27-2014, 09:03 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
I never did make "the cut". Get it Bear made a funny? Now laugh or I will ****** that little 2014 pin right off your pretty little overpriced vest and insert it where I think it it belongs.
No doughnuts for you on the "breakfast run". Heck that two miles is a long haul anyway.
Hey nice leather hat on that stuffed animal on the trike trunk.
You missed the spot right above your privates I think you can fit two more patches right there.
Do these vest extenders with the skulls make my *** look big?
Is Willie G going to make the State run?
Hey the "Ladies of HOG" really did a good job decorating the walkers at the Christmas party this year.
Look at me my vest says "Chapter" I bet the cages wont tailgate me now.
This year you need to ride to all the towns that start with the first letters of each word this sentence: Spend All Of Your Time Buying More Overpriced Crap In The Mo Clothing Section And Look Bad ***.
Man glad I got all of that out of my head. I feel so free now. I am just kidding here before anyone decides to call 911. There are actually some very nice people in the nearest happy hog's.
Now for the OP a serious question: How the heck did you get banned from a marketing strategy? Dude you must really have a serious cranial **** inversion ... just sayin.
No doughnuts for you on the "breakfast run". Heck that two miles is a long haul anyway.
Hey nice leather hat on that stuffed animal on the trike trunk.
You missed the spot right above your privates I think you can fit two more patches right there.
Do these vest extenders with the skulls make my *** look big?
Is Willie G going to make the State run?
Hey the "Ladies of HOG" really did a good job decorating the walkers at the Christmas party this year.
Look at me my vest says "Chapter" I bet the cages wont tailgate me now.
This year you need to ride to all the towns that start with the first letters of each word this sentence: Spend All Of Your Time Buying More Overpriced Crap In The Mo Clothing Section And Look Bad ***.
Man glad I got all of that out of my head. I feel so free now. I am just kidding here before anyone decides to call 911. There are actually some very nice people in the nearest happy hog's.
Now for the OP a serious question: How the heck did you get banned from a marketing strategy? Dude you must really have a serious cranial **** inversion ... just sayin.
#2283
01-27-2014, 09:32 AM
Elite HDF Member
That's the hardest part; you get glaze n chocolate all over your fingers and when you have to wash the HOG chapter presidents bike, you have to be careful not to get the goo all over his grips.....
#2284
01-27-2014, 09:52 AM
#2285
01-27-2014, 10:11 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
#2287
01-27-2014, 06:34 PM
Outstanding HDF Member
The voices in my head have been quite productive. I tried but they escaped right through my fingers into the keyboard. 
#2290
01-27-2014, 07:50 PM
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No checks but If the plastic declines the charges they rip the patch off your *** at the next chapter meeting in the Offical Debadging Ceremony and cut the little bells off your bike and you go home in shame.