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#2271
01-25-2014, 10:17 AM
There was a big hog meeting at a dealer in Denver where the donuts all disappeared. It was almost as funny as this thread.I have allways wondered what would happen if the world wide hog president would show up at one of these events and about had a buddy talked into playing the part when his wife put a stop to it--------------I think she is in charge of the Coffee
#2272
01-25-2014, 10:51 AM
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would you call that world wide president the boss hog? if so, would that make his wife the big sow? lol
#2273
01-25-2014, 10:56 AM
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EPIC!!
Seriously, you can't just "join" a HOG Chapter. There is the hangaround period which lasts a couple of hours, where you sit down with the service manager and review your extended warranty agreement and assure hi you will not attempt to change your own fluids and change your own brake pads, etc. Then you need to prospect for an hour or so where you make sure the french vanilla creamer and sugar packets stay full next to the complementary coffee area, just don't get carried away and try to make the coffee, their insurance will not cover mild scalding during pot transfer mishaps. After this grueling period of at least several hours, if your credit is approved and buy a couple of drink holders and tee shirts from the on-site Harley boutique, you can be approved as a full patch HOG member. That's the problem, no one wants to go through the tough process, they just want the glory and the babes right out of the gate.
Seriously, you can't just "join" a HOG Chapter. There is the hangaround period which lasts a couple of hours, where you sit down with the service manager and review your extended warranty agreement and assure hi you will not attempt to change your own fluids and change your own brake pads, etc. Then you need to prospect for an hour or so where you make sure the french vanilla creamer and sugar packets stay full next to the complementary coffee area, just don't get carried away and try to make the coffee, their insurance will not cover mild scalding during pot transfer mishaps. After this grueling period of at least several hours, if your credit is approved and buy a couple of drink holders and tee shirts from the on-site Harley boutique, you can be approved as a full patch HOG member. That's the problem, no one wants to go through the tough process, they just want the glory and the babes right out of the gate.
#2275
01-25-2014, 03:16 PM
You gotta do what you gotta do. You can pass out doughnuts while you keep an eye on the French vanilla and sweet-n-low. If you can't handle that you could be a prospect for a long time. Three or four hours maybe. If you are a stand up prospect you need to be out in the staging area showing some of the members how to "find neutral" and make sure they have enough fuel to make it to the Hometown Buffet 1.75 miles down the road.
#2276
01-25-2014, 06:48 PM
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#2277
01-25-2014, 07:46 PM
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You gotta do what you gotta do. You can pass out doughnuts while you keep an eye on the French vanilla and sweet-n-low. If you can't handle that you could be a prospect for a long time. Three or four hours maybe. If you are a stand up prospect you need to be out in the staging area showing some of the members how to "find neutral" and make sure they have enough fuel to make it to the Hometown Buffet 1.75 miles down the road.
#2280
01-27-2014, 09:00 AM
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Something seriously wrong with you brother.... The fact you either found this pic or even worse, had it on your PC makes me like you even more.
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