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#2201

01-21-2014, 09:49 PM

ROLLNTIGER

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Originally Posted by oldairboater

Damn, rejected by a Hog Chapter. That is harsh. By the looks of the members I have seen they except anything. I thought qualification was the ability to eat, ride slow, and strut.

lol who knew you could be denied! I thought their motto was "Ride To Eat-Eat To Ride!"

#2202

01-21-2014, 09:52 PM

TwiZted Biker

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Originally Posted by GrumpyBear

So many things in my head. Must fight not to post them ...

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Originally Posted by Oldskewl

Ha! you beat me to it

No **** I could get real sideways with this one

#2203

01-22-2014, 09:20 AM

Hammerfest76

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HOG top rocker

http://www.bikerpatch.com/4_your_text.html

I got my name patch from this company, matches the HOG patch.

#2204

01-22-2014, 03:33 PM

Shep68

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H.O.T. training. "Touch You Where You Smell Funny". I've been chuckling for 5 mins. and can't stop. This thread is awesome. Plus I lived in Gilbert, AZ for 12 years. I must have seen this guy standing on the block at some point.

#2205

01-22-2014, 05:10 PM

baka1969

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If I post what I'm thinking I will be banned.

#2206

01-22-2014, 05:22 PM

Stiggy

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I started at Post #1 and read 'em all straight through fast. I'm laughin' so hard that I'm crying (good thing my wife's not home yet...)

Outstanding thread!

#2207

01-23-2014, 12:22 PM

QSHOG

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Why don't they have a nomad rocker for those who don't belong to chapters?

#2208

01-23-2014, 12:48 PM

RHPAW

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Originally Posted by QSHOG

Why don't they have a nomad rocker for those who don't belong to chapters?

Because if other riders saw that in traffic, they would crash from laughing.

#2209

01-23-2014, 01:04 PM

kwo51

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Try buying a new bike and getting one year free in hog.Ah bs head else were.

#2210

01-23-2014, 05:35 PM

Twistnride

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Originally Posted by QSHOG

Why don't they have a nomad rocker for those who don't belong to chapters?

Is J.C. Whitney still in business? For over 50 years,they had a riding jacket with "No Club. Lone Wolf" embroidered on the back. Every hayseed with a pack of Camel shorts rolled up in his sleeve,and a jar of Dixie Peach,probably had one. "Bout as dorky as what Poindexter,here,is looking for.