OK, you klowns, the line forms directly BEHIND ME !!!!!!

C.O.P., not a R.U.B. (Curmudgeon On Panhead)

"Gumby, at your age, how come you are STILL riding that kicker hardtail???"




BECAUSE I CAN !!!!!





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Sumb!tch!!! I disconnected my garage door opener after I read this.. I didn't know I was in violation!!!!

Ohh wait does it only count if ya havta have the button mounted on the bike?????

Maybee I can hook the ole 16 foot door back up it is kinda hard on the ole guy!!!

How bout Ya stayed at a "Holiday Inn Express last nite" should that be one??????

And what about havin a GPS mounted on yer handle bars???? Hmmmmm!!!!

 

Ohh one more came to mind... if ya think a T-Bag is sports related and somethin that happins only in a locker room!!!!

 

If you start a thread about "RUBs"

If you owe more on your ride than what it's worth

If you wear old worn-out leathers because you can't afford new ones

Above applies to your underwear if you even wear any

If you don't wear a helmet because you'd rather die than pay for health insurance

If your vest is full of pins and patches because you've actually been to those places (you have time because you're too lazy to get a job)

If your bike is held together with duct-tape

If your bike is parked on your front lawn next to your trailer park mobile home

If you need to belong to a club because your family wants nothing to do with you

If you think there is only one type of biker (your type) and everyone else is just a "RUB"

If you think a toothbrush is only for cleaning those hard to reach places on your bike

If you ride without your saddlebags because you get better gas mileage "Hey, gas is expensive"

If you don't use a windshield because, after all, bugs provide protein

If you ride in all kinds of weather (rain, hail, snow) because you can't afford a car

If you buy lottery tickets everyday so one day you might aspire to be a "RUB"

If you read this post and then click your boot heels and say "Damn, I do want to be a RUB, I do want to be a RUB, I do want to be a RUB"

You just might be a Poor Jealous Biker

 

LMAO! I like the PJB jokes! Of course they're exagerrated and a little harsh but, funny nonetheless!

 

Nice!!!! Hahah

 

If a true biker wins the lottery and becomes rich , Is he a R.U.B

 

Only if he lives in the URBs

 

Yeah Jeff, no "real biker" is going to admit to those is he?

 

Forgot one.
you get your first tattoo after buying a scoot, but make sure that it's located were your shirt and tie can cover it up!!!