If you don't perform surgery on your own ingrown toe nails you're not a biker.
No bull**** I've done that. Didn't work out too well though... I guess my bic and my girl's manicure kit wasn't sterile enough and it got all kinds of infected. I will spare the details, but in short my toe "popped" when I was playing hockey a week or so later. I did it to avoid going to a real doctor and ended up having to go anyway, and it cost more than it would have it had just gone in the first place...
Am I a biker? Well, do I ride? Yes. Do I try to fit any labels? No. Do I respect those who have earned it? Yes. Will I ever ride past a downed rider without helping? Nope. I'm not sure if I'm a biker or not but I ride the hell out of it.
Last edited by MemphisFatBoy; 09-27-2013 at 02:58 AM.
I've decided to go for the one off biker look, the baker. I want to ride motorcycles and eat chocolate stuff all the time. White vest, checkerboard pants, cool hat.