Nothing stopping us. I mean "Sacred Bones (that's just begging for a comment, too easy)" is doing the same thing, they started up in like '98. So if you rip off the skullies idea, do they get to call you a poser?

 

All the patch by mail douchebags can have a war....maybe they'll showcase it on the history channel

 

This week on Gangland, we look at the seamy underbelly of hardcore interwebs biker gangs. We will show you shocking footage of e-thug emails that made even the most badazz wannabe shiver and step back from their keyboard. Typo's so egregious five middle school english teachers who read them had to go into counseling. Twitter-speak garbled to the point that NSA cryptologist were called in to decode the shocking insult that made a first grader cry.

You think you are safe, sitting at home, watching your bit torrented ****, that they can't find you? Here's what one online pretend merchant of doom had to say about that:

We will show you shocking webposts our undercover reports risked it all to gather.
<grainy re-enactment of Kountry cruising the skullies website>

Horrifying, isn't it. That's right people, lock your doors and hide your sons. NAMBLA has a new face, The Silent Skullzzzz!.... the club of lone bikers cruising highschools to improve their self esteem and satisfy their craving for ****.

 

Mr. Gazzalodi, that was a very entertaining read. Thanks.

 

It would have to be a reenactment I don't know if I could put my family or myself through the real deal again. My daughter still has nightmares of a guy named deacon showing up at her school on a custom chopper. She thinks she may have the exact locker he was crammed in as a child. Apon further inspection she has found scratch marks dried tear stains and horrible messages of kid once afraid to go to gym class. I'm working with school to see if we can just have that locker removed so we can move on with our lives. Pray for us.

 

Hey Gazzalodi,

If memory serves, you make T-Shirts.

Perhaps you should make a "Support your local Silent Skulls" T-shirt and sell them.

 

Hey, Gazza. I'd take a "sons of procrastination" shirt with the "posin like a supermodel" bottom rocker. PN me for paypal and stuff.

 

that some funny ****...

 

Something like this?

 

I don't see anything...