Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part IV
#5693
02-06-2013, 08:03 PM
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guy walks into a parrot shop, He is told there is a special parrot for sale.........ya pull the right leg an he recites the lords prayer, ''no ****'' says the guy, salesman says there's more!
Ya pull the left leg an the star spangled banner is sung.
Guy beside himself m says he'll buy it.
Later he throws a party on the parrots behalf, being the star attraction of the party, he proceeds to pull the parrots right leg, lords prayer stated word for word........guy pipes down the crowd,'' wait there's more!'' He pulls the left leg, a bueatiful rendition of the national anthem......just then a drunk comes in an asks what happens if you pull BOTH legs?! ''I'LL FALL ON MY FUKKEN *** YOU DUMB BASTARD!'' Answers the bird.
Ya pull the left leg an the star spangled banner is sung.
Guy beside himself m says he'll buy it.
Later he throws a party on the parrots behalf, being the star attraction of the party, he proceeds to pull the parrots right leg, lords prayer stated word for word........guy pipes down the crowd,'' wait there's more!'' He pulls the left leg, a bueatiful rendition of the national anthem......just then a drunk comes in an asks what happens if you pull BOTH legs?! ''I'LL FALL ON MY FUKKEN *** YOU DUMB BASTARD!'' Answers the bird.
#5697
02-06-2013, 08:05 PM
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#5699
02-06-2013, 08:08 PM
Gracias ??
So what you're saying is that you are in the mood to steal some Tacos?
So what you're saying is that you are in the mood to steal some Tacos?
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02-06-2013, 08:08 PM
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Don't tell me ya got feathers stickin outta yer azz???