Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part IV
#4501
02-02-2013, 03:37 PM
Club Member
Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
“If you win, you’re entitled to free sex,” said the attendant.
“How do we enter?” asked the first man.
“Well, I’m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex.”
“O.K. I guess 7, ” said the first man.
“Sorry, I was thinking of 8,” replied the attendant. “Come back soon and try again”
The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
“Sure,” replied the attendant. “I’m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex.”
“2″ said the second man
“Sorry, I was thinking of 3,” replied the attendant. “Come back soon and try again.”
As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,”You know, I’m beginning to think this contest is rigged.”
“No way,” said the second man. “My wife won twice last week.”
“If you win, you’re entitled to free sex,” said the attendant.
“How do we enter?” asked the first man.
“Well, I’m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex.”
“O.K. I guess 7, ” said the first man.
“Sorry, I was thinking of 8,” replied the attendant. “Come back soon and try again”
The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
“Sure,” replied the attendant. “I’m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex.”
“2″ said the second man
“Sorry, I was thinking of 3,” replied the attendant. “Come back soon and try again.”
As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,”You know, I’m beginning to think this contest is rigged.”
“No way,” said the second man. “My wife won twice last week.”
#4502
02-02-2013, 03:54 PM
Only got to 43* and the clouds rolled in before I was ready to ride. Didn't wear the chaps, Wayne, and don't care what anyone thinks, but wore a apir of ski pants instead. Real toasty. Got me in a real nice ride. Even saw another bike.
#4503
02-02-2013, 04:03 PM
Club Member
Hey I wore a full snowmobile suit when I lived in KC , worked well with a little more under it down into the low teens then the hands & feet froze and the old bike refused to start .
#4504
02-02-2013, 04:29 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
#4506
02-02-2013, 04:33 PM
No chaps or ski pants here. The flannel lined jeans sound interesting. Cool ya got a ride in. I did not.
#4507
02-02-2013, 04:36 PM
I wore a snowmobile suit for years, but then got too fat for it. I picked up some good skiing gear for little cost, and it works almost as well. Snowmobile mittens have never failed to keep my hands warm. The feet, however, are always the things that still manage to get cold sometimes.
#4508
02-02-2013, 04:38 PM
I get my sister to sew leather patches on the inside of the legs. I fried a few in the past, though!
#4509
02-02-2013, 04:42 PM
Catch them on sale and buy a pair. You'll like them. There is still time for you to get out!
#4510
02-02-2013, 04:47 PM
Yeah I'll have to check'em out. Probably won't be riding a whole lot this summer. Gonna be on the mountain bike cuttin this damn fat out. I think I've had enough.