Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part IV
#3912
01-31-2013, 02:29 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
#3914
01-31-2013, 02:38 PM
Big Kahuna HDF Member
Those things are dangerous! ya can cut yerself when yer wrenchin' on stuff....
#3915
01-31-2013, 02:40 PM
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: On a hill among the hills, PA
Posts: 112,202
Received 1,313 Likes
on
1,028 Posts
#3916
01-31-2013, 02:42 PM
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: On a hill among the hills, PA
Posts: 112,202
Received 1,313 Likes
on
1,028 Posts
Uhhhh...mmmm....errr.... ya sure???
#3917
01-31-2013, 02:42 PM
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: On a hill among the hills, PA
Posts: 112,202
Received 1,313 Likes
on
1,028 Posts
U would certainly not be allowed to use em.....
#3918
01-31-2013, 02:43 PM
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: On a hill among the hills, PA
Posts: 112,202
Received 1,313 Likes
on
1,028 Posts
Sense KR isnt around to tell me he's herd it before...
A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday..”
“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
“Those are for married men…
One for January, one for February, one For March…….”
A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday..”
“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
“Those are for married men…
One for January, one for February, one For March…….”
#3919
01-31-2013, 02:56 PM
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: On a hill among the hills, PA
Posts: 112,202
Received 1,313 Likes
on
1,028 Posts
Little Al, Eve and Wayne was sittin in 3rd grade class and the teacher asked them to tell a story and give the moral to the story....
Eve goes first..."teacher I went to my grandmothers farm over the summer and she asked me to go to the hen house and collect the eggs. I did and I was so excited to show her I ran to the house, fell and broke most of em"... teacher asks, what is the moral to your story Eve? Eve says "haste makes waste"! Very good the teacher says.
Al is next..."teacher I was in a similar situation. I was at my grandpaps farm, collected a dozen eggs from the hen house, gave them to twelve of my friends and told them they would all have a cheicken when the hatched, only half of em hatched". teacher asks, what is the moral to your story Al? Al says "don't count yer chickens before their hatched"! Very good says the teacher.
Wayne telss his story next "my daddy was ona hill in Vietnam, all he had was a 100 rounds of ammunition, a bottle of Jack Daniels an a machete... well there was a 150 Vietcong at the bottom of that hill that wanted the top of that hill reaaal bad. So they come chargin up that hill... my ole man drank that bottle of JD, fired that 100 rounds and killed every last one of em with that machete"! Teacher asks, Wayne what could possibly be the moral to that story??? Wayne says" booooy ya don't wanna fug with my ole man when he's been drinkin"!!!
Eve goes first..."teacher I went to my grandmothers farm over the summer and she asked me to go to the hen house and collect the eggs. I did and I was so excited to show her I ran to the house, fell and broke most of em"... teacher asks, what is the moral to your story Eve? Eve says "haste makes waste"! Very good the teacher says.
Al is next..."teacher I was in a similar situation. I was at my grandpaps farm, collected a dozen eggs from the hen house, gave them to twelve of my friends and told them they would all have a cheicken when the hatched, only half of em hatched". teacher asks, what is the moral to your story Al? Al says "don't count yer chickens before their hatched"! Very good says the teacher.
Wayne telss his story next "my daddy was ona hill in Vietnam, all he had was a 100 rounds of ammunition, a bottle of Jack Daniels an a machete... well there was a 150 Vietcong at the bottom of that hill that wanted the top of that hill reaaal bad. So they come chargin up that hill... my ole man drank that bottle of JD, fired that 100 rounds and killed every last one of em with that machete"! Teacher asks, Wayne what could possibly be the moral to that story??? Wayne says" booooy ya don't wanna fug with my ole man when he's been drinkin"!!!