Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part IV
#3904
Sense KR isnt around to tell me he's herd it before...
A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday..”
“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
“Those are for married men…
One for January, one for February, one For March…….”
A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday..”
“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
“Those are for married men…
One for January, one for February, one For March…….”
#3906
Here's a twist, (not you twist), for ya bro...
I ain't sendin nobody squat.
When I see what my accommodations looks like.
I'm handin cash, (if it's the driveway 5 bucks), to...
Gail.
(Be ready to write me a receipt Gail).
I ain't sendin nobody squat.
I'm handin cash, (if it's the driveway 5 bucks), to...
Gail.
(Be ready to write me a receipt Gail).
#3910
I got the bathroom sorted...took the doors off, cleaned half the closet........Man we got a lot of stuff!