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Old 01-31-2013, 10:41 AM
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Supwitchuguyz&gurlz?????........Coooooold & snowin sidewayz here....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
 
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Supwitchuguyz&gurlz?????........Coooooold & snowin sidewayz here....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
..... Mornin doc , Gettin ready to go to W@rk ...

 
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Have a good day Denny.
 
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Sense KR isnt around to tell me he's herd it before...

A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.”

“Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”

The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday..”

“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”

“Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”

“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,

“Those are for married men…
One for January, one for February, one For March…….”
 
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by soft 02
Sense KR isnt around to tell me he's herd it before...
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KR's not here, but I am........but I won't say it.
 
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by JW1200
Don't mail it to me, Bro, mail it to kr !!
Here's a twist, (not you twist), for ya bro...
Originally Posted by JW1200
Damn, I went back some to find that!!

Originally Posted by krwould
Pffffft... he better be sendin me cash..........
I ain't sendin nobody squat.
Originally Posted by krwould
Uhhh...nope.... he is gonna havta ride a few miles from his back porch.... HE MIGHT BE SLEEPIN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ROAD...
When I see what my accommodations looks like.




I'm handin cash, (if it's the driveway 5 bucks), to...



Gail.


(Be ready to write me a receipt Gail).



 
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:28 PM
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I got sleepin room for 1 maybe 2 here. 1's gonna be on the floor. If som'n ain't clean enough for ya...



Clean it!
 
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& oh yeah...





Mornin.




Still mornin here.
 
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:39 PM
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& oh yeah...





Mornin.




Still mornin here.
Good Mornoon', Hag!
 
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I got the bathroom sorted...took the doors off, cleaned half the closet........Man we got a lot of stuff!
 


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