Them things sneak around the hills here.... knockin on wood dey haven't come up my hill....

 

Ill take my earthquake's....-_-_-_

 

Ya already heard that Hefty bag joke dincha.

I actually think this house I'm livin in was hit & had the roof torn off 'bout 30 yrs ago. Swear I remember seein it on the news back then & the roof trusses are braced in a strange way.

 

 

Yup. That's my house on the left before the addition. Roof ain't tore off. Just tore up a bit so I donno about the weird bracing in the attic.

On June 3, 1981, Thornton was the site of the most destructive tornado in the history of the Denver metro area. The City of Thornton is now evaluating options to warn residents of severe weather threats. (City of Thornton archives)

 

Three little boys in church and they are always foolin around being bad.

The mother sits them in the pew in front of her with a big ole crack in it. She pulls the hat pin out of her hat and says "if you misbehave one time, I am going to stick this hat pin through that crack right in your asses"...

So, the preacher gives the sermon and the boys sit there good as gold, so when the service is finished, the preacher comes back and says "boys, I have never seen you behave so well in church, but I wanna know, did you learn anything?"


So, he asked the first little boy "who created heaven and earth"? The boy rolls his eyes around and looks up at the ceiling and his mother takes the hat pin and sticks it through the crack. He jumps up and says "Jesus Christ"! The preacher says "very good" and the mother smiles.

He looks at the second little boy and says "who died on the cross to save all mankind?" and the little boy rolls his eyes around and looks up at the ceiling. Mom sticks him in the *** with the hat pin through the crack... He jumps up and says "Oh, God!". The preacher says "Very good!" And, the mother smiles.

He looks at the third little boy and he says "What did Eve say to Adam in the Garden of Eden?". The little boy jumps up off the pew and yells "You ain't gonna stick that thing up my ***!!!" And the mother fainted...

 

Ok I just went & looked at the neighbors house & he doesn't have the 2 windows like the one on the right so maybe that''s not my house. Sure looks a lot like my situation here.

 

Here's a house in the neighborhood that did lose it's roof.


On June 3, 1981 a tornado struck Thornton in what is the worst twister to have struck the Denver metro area. Image courtesy the City of Thornton archives.

Strange there's only a couple of pics of the aftermath of that tornado.

 

checkin in, might wait till tomorrow.....

 

"Eve"ning everybody...........Either someone is really stupid or trying to start some trouble.

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