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Old 04-18-2013, 08:45 AM
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Morning........and good luck Eve.
 
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___________ Mornin Pozzers , and Good Luck Eve .

Little Johnny at school, circa 21st century...


The Teacher asks the kids in class:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me. I'll give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".


The teacher was shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, she decides not to give importance to what he said and just continues with the lesson.



"And you, Susie?"


"I wanna be Johnny's Bitch"




 

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correction.........BEST bitch!,lol. good one denny
 
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Hehehe Sup?
 
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thinking about cooking some spaghetti and such an doing nothing all day....
 
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Sounds good to me..... Maybe drink some beers too......
 
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I wanna go back to sleep.


Is it Friday yet?
 
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Rainin' like a **** here in MIZZERY today. 1.93" so far and lots more on the way. It's headed ENE so some of ya'll might get some of this sometime. That is, if it doesn't leave all of it's moisture here. On yeah, severe thunderstorms and tornado watches, too! Oops, I meant 1.97".
 
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Kenny's redneck doggies.

 
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Good luck with the interview, Eve. Me, I don't want no interview, and I don't need no stinkin' interview. HR people are generally not my favorite type of people.
 


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