Hey Doc, Chris from Wild Card customs in Australia, Jim from PB Choppers in Iowa
and the story of the first cash for crap transmission that I drug behind my pick up.

 

Went to the dermatologist today, everything clear.......cept the wart between my shoulders can't be removed; something about talking out of my ***.

Rode

 

The Last Letter

From a husband to his wife:

Dear Wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching TV. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

-Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to Thailand together. We will have a great life!

The wife's reply:

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating chicken 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the 200$ price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed that same amount from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the LOTTERY AND WON $100 THOUSAND, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Las Vegas. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a single penny from me.

-Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Sandy was actually
born as my brother John. I helped pay for his sex change. I hope that's not a problem.

 

Great stuff Softy!!!!

 

To all those who have ridden already this year, I hate you.......I havent even met you and I am sure you are all very nice people, but I hate you anyway..........

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

 

welcome to the asylum

 

ta see ya here Gary....stick around...it'z cheap entertainment!!.....Oh, an IK rode mostathe day again today...came home an just finished changin the engine & primary oil.
An yes, I did get oil all over the damn grudge floor!!!.....I alwayz do!!!....can't get near anything without makin a mess.

 

I got to take a ride a couple Sundays ago, and then took my daughter for a ride. Then it got cold again, and rained a lot, and today it snowed and we got the usual, although extra heavy, coating of Minnysota road preservative - salt. Now I'm waiting for rain to wash the roads, and it'll have to be a gully washer to get rid that layer of salt - I think this must have been the grand finale of salt for the season, the way that dump truck was pouring it on - and I'm on a short one dead end street nobody gets over 20 mph on on the best of days. Guess I'll be reading about all the other folks riding for a while, just like you.

How many bikes you got? Mebbe you have more bikes than the rest of us, that might make you feel better. I only have 5. Well, mebbe 4 1/2, ones a ... scooter. I don't think KR has many more than that, but Alkay has several. Twizted has a whole bunch of bikes in parts, but mebbe that don't count. There's gotta be sumptin that'll make you feel better. Sumtimes in the summer a lot of braggin goes on about mowing the grass, but I got nuttin to brag about, mosta my yard is beans & squash & maters, not much grass at all. I think I got off track, that damned senility must be kicking in again, wot was we talking about?

 

Anybody heard anything about Hagger? Hope nuttin bad happened, been a while since he's been here.

 

I checked a couple dayz ago...Last post from Wayne wuz 3-15-13