Here's a link to the radio site Swordy...

http://www.internetradioamerica.com/

 

There was a birch tree and a beech tree in a meadow, and they hated each other. They were always trying one-up each other saying things like "My leaves are greener!" "My bark is tougher!" "I'm taller!" etc.

Well one day, a fine young sapling sprouted up in the meadow right between the birch tree and the beech tree. Both trees saw how magnificent that little sapling was, and each wanted credit.

The birch tree said, "That tree is a son of a birch!"

The beech tree said, "That tree is definitely a son of a beech!"

Back and forth they went until a woodpecker came along.

"Mr. Woodpecker," the birch tree and the beech tree said. "Please go have a taste of that fine sapling over there and tell us if it's a son of a birch or a son of a beech."

So the woodpecker went over, had a nibble, then got excited and really went to town on that sapling. It was clearly very tasty.

He came back to the birch tree and the beech tree and they asked him, "Well? Is it a son of a birch or a son of a beech?"

And the woodpecker said, "That is the best piece of ash I've ever got my pecker into."

 

Checkin out..... laaaater!

 

Time to make some noise. Later.

 

Lunch time Putz???

 

Back tweaked out this morning, so I am going to be more useless than usual today.

 

great cheers its 5pm here now wot time is it eastern time??

 

Too much laundry yesterday....gotta watch those oversize loads!!!!

 

It's noon here Swordy...straight up.......5 hours behind you.

 

I think you are correct, sir!