Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part IV
03-06-2013, 10:15 AM
Banned
Nice, mine was a farmer.
03-06-2013, 10:18 AM
Youse guys are lucky you dont know your sperm donors. Last time I saw mine, he told me to my face I never shoulda been a mother-with my daughter standing next to me. Coming from a guy that denied being my father in court when I was 4, and didnt see me again until I was 11. 
It was real fun when my mother shipped me out to live with him when I turned 15. He started charging me rent when I turned 16. No lie. I had to pay 1/3 the amount of rent for the apartment we lived in with his girlfriend, it worked out to be a little over $300/month. Plus, I had to buy my own food (including school lunches) and fix my own meals, and pay for my phone calls. It was my job to clean the kitchen and bathroom once a week. And my curfew was 8:30 pm. And I had to walk to work, even during the Blizzard of 96. I blew my top when he handed me the bill for the surgery I needed to fix my broken jaw. Told him if he was gonna treat me like I was some random adult roommate, I was gonna act like one. I got married and moved out one day without telling him. He reported me as a runaway and I told the cops that came to get me to tell him to go F*#@ himself. Skip ahead 10 years and Daddy Dearest had me in court for custody of my daughter, claiming severe neglect. The judge hearing the case had a real interesting opinion of him, and told him on the last day of the trial straight up to leave me the hell alone and get out of his court. Even Dad's own skeezebag lawyer dropped him as a client before I was done in court. 
It was real fun when my mother shipped me out to live with him when I turned 15. He started charging me rent when I turned 16. No lie. I had to pay 1/3 the amount of rent for the apartment we lived in with his girlfriend, it worked out to be a little over $300/month. Plus, I had to buy my own food (including school lunches) and fix my own meals, and pay for my phone calls. It was my job to clean the kitchen and bathroom once a week. And my curfew was 8:30 pm. And I had to walk to work, even during the Blizzard of 96. I blew my top when he handed me the bill for the surgery I needed to fix my broken jaw. Told him if he was gonna treat me like I was some random adult roommate, I was gonna act like one. I got married and moved out one day without telling him. He reported me as a runaway and I told the cops that came to get me to tell him to go F*#@ himself. Skip ahead 10 years and Daddy Dearest had me in court for custody of my daughter, claiming severe neglect. The judge hearing the case had a real interesting opinion of him, and told him on the last day of the trial straight up to leave me the hell alone and get out of his court. Even Dad's own skeezebag lawyer dropped him as a client before I was done in court. 
xx im joking im joking...its ur spelling nice feet btw
03-06-2013, 10:20 AM
but only when it suits
03-06-2013, 10:21 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
We have some clan members here but I think it might be something different though....
03-06-2013, 10:22 AM
Ultimate HDF Member
I owe it all to my Gramma and Grampa. Grampa told me I had to do what I had to do and Gramma used to send me money behind Gramp's back. Thats not to say I didnt bust my ***. I worked full time at a pizza shop and part time at a Chinese takeout shop, in addition to getting A's and B's in school.
Thats not to say I didnt bust my ***. I worked full time at a pizza shop and part time at a Chinese takeout shop, in addition to getting A's and B's in school.
03-06-2013, 10:24 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO walks up the guy and asks, “And how much money do you make a week?”
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week. Why?”
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, “Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, “He’s the pizza delivery guy.”
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO walks up the guy and asks, “And how much money do you make a week?”
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week. Why?”
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, “Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, “He’s the pizza delivery guy.”
03-06-2013, 10:25 AM
Banned
Tonight my friend is the Daytona special. I have 4 dealers so far in the Southeast that are going to call in. So if someone breaks down on their way to Daytona they will know where to go.
03-06-2013, 10:25 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
I owe it all to my Gramma and Grampa. Grampa told me I had to do what I had to do and Gramma used to send me money behind Gramp's back. Thats not to say I didnt bust my ***. I worked full time at a pizza shop and part time at a Chinese takeout shop, in addition to getting A's and B's in school.
Thats not to say I didnt bust my ***. I worked full time at a pizza shop and part time at a Chinese takeout shop, in addition to getting A's and B's in school.