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Old 03-05-2013, 07:12 AM
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Sux Mike. Dont you guys have gas machines for that stuff?
 
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Old 03-05-2013, 07:15 AM
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I have a tractor at work but not at home.
 
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Old 03-05-2013, 07:21 AM
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Im sure they wont mind if you borrowed it for a few days. lol.
 
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Old 03-05-2013, 07:25 AM
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careful with that shoveling stuff.............you can hurt yourself
 
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Old 03-05-2013, 07:28 AM
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Inter web is a strange thing. I was doing an image search for "66 Triumph Tiger" and sprinkled among Triumph pics are pics from my PhotoBucket including Harley pics and some of my motivational posters. Strange.
 
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:01 AM
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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1 000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get Lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the kings underwear. The king immediately summoned Nick.
 
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:09 AM
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Sucks to be you! LOL! What a way to start the day. HAHAHA. Still cold inna 20s but a beautiful blue sky! Softie you slay me.
 
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:14 AM
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On that note its bus time. bbl.

Stay thirsty my friends!
 
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:47 AM
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morning
 
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:51 AM
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afternoon a ddi how was the ride? i couldnt work out from the pics weather u enjoyed it or not!!!!!
 


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