Posers' Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part IV
03-04-2013, 11:32 AM
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Goldfish are related to Coy, the fish the Japanese keep in ponds as ornamental species.
I seriously doubt they are like the other invasive critters idiots have let loose in the wild.
I seriously doubt they are like the other invasive critters idiots have let loose in the wild.
03-04-2013, 11:41 AM
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The teacher asks little Johnny, "If I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"
Johnny thinks about it for a few seconds and says, "Seven."
The teacher says, "No, let's try again. Listen carefully. I give you two, Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more."
Johnny spends a few minutes thinking it out, and again says, "Seven."
The teacher says, "Let's try it another way. If I put two apples on your desk, then two more, and then two more, how many apples would you have?"
Johnny says, "Six."
The teacher says, "Good, now if I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"
Johnny again says, "Seven."
The teacher, obviously frustrated, yells at Johnny, "Why do you keep saying seven?!"
Johnny says, "Because... I've already got a cat!"
Johnny thinks about it for a few seconds and says, "Seven."
The teacher says, "No, let's try again. Listen carefully. I give you two, Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more."
Johnny spends a few minutes thinking it out, and again says, "Seven."
The teacher says, "Let's try it another way. If I put two apples on your desk, then two more, and then two more, how many apples would you have?"
Johnny says, "Six."
The teacher says, "Good, now if I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"
Johnny again says, "Seven."
The teacher, obviously frustrated, yells at Johnny, "Why do you keep saying seven?!"
Johnny says, "Because... I've already got a cat!"
03-04-2013, 11:44 AM
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Ok I'm up, job interview at 11.30 at the DD's........Hope it goes well. I'll speak from my heart, ( I used too think at my present job,that I was making a difference. But management fails to share that thought process. If I land this job, I know I will make a difference and look forward to a healthy working atmosphere.)
03-04-2013, 12:06 PM
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Carp are carp I guess. Then again people eat cat fish and about the difference between a carp and a cat fish are the whiskers.
03-04-2013, 12:17 PM
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