There's a name for why it happens....WOMEN

 

Well, here we go......."AS The Stomach Turnz" ....again!!!....y'all be creepin me out......I go see The King & come back inna middle of another soap opera....sheeeeese!!! What iz this the homemaking, shopping & lonley heartz club thread???

 

Motorsickle version of OPRAH... just tryin' to give these younguns the benefit of my experience. besides..quiet in the garoffice, readin' a book.

 

Good point. Probably cause they them speed bumps on dere fingers from sitting in the tubs too long an we all know they don't wanna get too close to anything wet, swollen, or wrinkly.

 

What do you really eat at the King?! Is there anything there that doesn't shoot your blood sugar into the stratosphere? No real bikers to talk to at my King in the AM. Buncha yuppies on BMWs and Gold Wings and one who actually rides a Duc crotch rocket. And have you noticed most GWs are beige? What's up with that? The difference between a hooker, your girlfriend and your wife is... the hooker says "i hope he gets it over with quick". Your girlfriend says "I hope he makes it last this time" and your wife says," BEIGE, I think I'll paint the ceiling BEIGE!"

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa.....I'm working on the cord progressions for Led Zep's Ten Years Gone on my Les Paul guitar and fixin to go for a ride when I damn well feel like it......Manly enough?

 

We been pushed outta every other place down the road, for one reason or another...Settled into the local Burger King a few months ago.....Drink Coffee & BS....don't eat much...mebby a burrito or a sausage muffin every now & then.
We bring our own bikes, so we don't need anybody else ta talk to....mosta the time...be anywhere from 2-10 Harleys an every now & then a BMW or a Ducati but they usually don't hang around. Justa place ta meet inna morning, then go for a ride or whatever.

 

One a the wisest things I ever done was force feed that retirement, drive old cages, drop cable tv & anything else I dint need (ok, $25/month for Netflix). Probly helped not gettin anudder ex to be, too! Jus prayed the job would hang on long enuf, & it did - lasted 6 days past my 62nd bday. That's sumptin else to consider; lotta jobs don't last as long as you might expect.

Well, it is! And if ya use one of those sponges with the scratchy back, it's good for gettin the fingeriprints off the door afta ya washed the dishes with it...

I think they did that over 30 years ago. No fun shopping with a woman. Walk a half mile in a store with 150 yards of aisles.
Din't you try that last time?
Yeah, but it might fit better today.
You buy that brand every time, why ya reading the label again?
What if I missed sumptin the last 42 times.
You know I don't like that brand.
You just ain't et enuf of it yet.
But I gotta admit, my daughter is the one woman that says I'm too slow. Why dint someone make me one like that? She can go into a clothing store, pick out 5 or 6 items, and be going out the front door 10 minutes after she went in. Just amazing.

 

The snowblower is dripping on the dining room floor, belt's slipping so bad it's like mowing 2 ft grass with a 2 hp mower. At least I hope it's the belt. It's too danged cold to take it apart outside. There, changed the subject for ya. Mebbe I'll even take some pitchers.

 

Ya dats cool. Been checkin' out a small family restaurant down the road but ther's no 25 cent coffee or even a senior discount. My riding buddy's are mostly retired and some are bucks down (a crying shame some can't afford to have coffee out every mornin). I have a fairly strict diet but am learning to make do, gotta love those challenges! You know what they say... What doesn't kill ya... Outa here for now, major suckin up to do! Oldie- agree 100% with all you said!