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Old 11-25-2012, 07:59 PM
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True Story...

In my local Wally's the other day shopping with my OL. She forgot an item on another isle and did a quick 180 as I was pushing forward. I stopped just as an oncoming dude with buggy stops next to me and just starts talking.

Him: "why is it that there is always one fat girl in a group of women?"
Me "What???!!!"
Him: "why is it that there is always one fat girl in a group of women?"
Me: Pal...I don't know what you are talking about. I don't know"
Him: I don't mean nuthin by it. I just notice things.
Me: Don't know what to tell you. Have a nice day.
Him: I mean...Bless their hearts. I know they try to lose weight but there is always one"
Me: "Thats great. You have a nice day" (then pushed away from him)

Never met this guy and not so much as a "howdy" or "hi"...just started talking as if we had been hanging out all day.
 
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Old 11-25-2012, 08:32 PM
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What is it with guys participating in hit-and-run conversations with a bunch of strangers on the internet


BTW: ONE fat chick in a group of women, at Walmart Around here it can be hard to determine which one is the fattest.
 
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Old 11-25-2012, 08:38 PM
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You used to "Meet the nicest people on a Honda". They must all shop at Wally World now:-)
(That's an old advertising slogan for all you youngsters)
 
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Old 11-25-2012, 10:23 PM
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did he have bad breath? nothing wrong with a random conversation.. even if the topic is a little off.
 
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Old 11-25-2012, 11:16 PM
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Did you make eye contact with him first? That opens the door to just about anything.
 
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Old 11-25-2012, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by patrickd
Did you make eye contact with him first? That opens the door to just about anything.

Yep,Ted Bundy couldn't have said it better himself.
 
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I've been known to do it
 
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Originally Posted by metfancowboy
Yep,Ted Bundy couldn't have said it better himself.
So I'm Ted Bundy? Wicked......................
 
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Old 11-26-2012, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by j1mmy
did he have bad breath? nothing wrong with a random conversation.. even if the topic is a little off.
Breath wasn't bad enough to notice so I assume that was fine (not really sure why you would ask that lol)

I also have no problem with random conversations but that was just weird. If there was at least a gaggle of women nearby that he was referencing it would have made more sense to me but there was no gaggle to be seen.

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Did you make eye contact with him first? That opens the door to just about anything.
Nope. His voice was what caught my attention to look his way.
 
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Old 11-26-2012, 09:20 AM
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Well, why is there at least one fat girl in a group of women? I want to know. Don't leave us hanging.
 


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