How old or how much exerience do you need to get respect from miserable old bikers

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#111

11-01-2012 | 03:43 PM

Heathen Big Chris

Intermediate

Joined: Sep 2012

Posts: 38

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From: the road

Quote:

Originally Posted by dluch

Since you had to ask, obviously you're a newbie p##sy. You MUST have at least 5 of these traits if you ever want to be a real biker:
- wear scruffy beard & ride a scruffy bike with no mufflers
- be marginally employed & a borderline alcoholic
- have IQ below 90 & voice your opinions loudly
- wear several handmade tat's from your time in prison
- have colors on your leather gear
- fly the POW flag on your bike
- beat up people without provocation
- smoke, chew or both
- consider anyone who doesn't live in a trailer as yuppie scum
- beat your wife (if you still have one) & your kids are embarrsed of you

This should give you a good start towards real bikehood

Well hell is that all it takes!!!

I have a scruffy beard but both my bikes are far from scruffy although the Pro Street does have no mufflers(LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES)
I have however been gainfully emplyed for like 20 years and am not alcoholic.

I however have an iq well above 90 but do however voice my opinion loudly especially in certain church situations.

Every Tattoo I have is handmade, not sure where to get a robot to lay 1 down although that might be cool too.!!!

OOPS I do wear my colors on a leather vest!!

Nope no POW flag.

Anybody claiming that I have beat them up did in fact provoke me.

I do smoke and used to chew around certain flammable environments.

Yuppy scum is just Yuppy scum no matter where they live!!!

The kids hate me well the girls but that has to do with me scaring off boyfriends, the boys are pretty much down with the old man for whatever. Probably cuz I took em to their first wet titty show since the girls were shedding their shirts in a heart beat.

The ol lady has caught a beatin but she learns pretty quick LMFAO

so not sure if I have 5 or not have to ask the brothers next time we get together

#112

11-01-2012 | 03:58 PM

BoozerHi

Cruiser

Joined: Aug 2008

Posts: 179

Likes: 1

From: just outside of IDGAF

Quote:

hanging out with bikers who see riding as a "way of life" is a bad decision.

Your right, if you make comments like that. It's good to have hobbies. By the way where do ya park your hobby.

Last edited by BoozerHi; 11-01-2012 at 04:54 PM.

#113

11-01-2012 | 04:09 PM

Scaredofrain

Stellar HDF Member

Joined: Jun 2010

Posts: 2,552

Likes: 11

From: Sussex, South of England

I just think that after I bought my first Harley AMF/MoCo should have stopped sales to all others.

We are all newbies. It's just that some of us have been newbies for a heck of a long time and others have not.

#114

11-01-2012 | 04:21 PM

warprints

Road Warrior

Joined: Dec 2011

Posts: 1,785

Likes: 188

From: Louisiana

Maybe already stated, but you are a newbie AT LEAST as long as you are worried about being a newbie, or your are TRYING to fit in.

I'm sorry, but the brand new starched and pressed blue jeans will NOT make me your friend.