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Old 08-27-2012 | 01:22 PM
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Default Sportster For Sale... (Funny Craigslist Post)

Sometimes you see some interesting ads on Craigslist
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/mcy/3231794372.html
 

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Old 08-27-2012 | 01:33 PM
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shes even kinda cute
 
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Old 08-27-2012 | 01:40 PM
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Bet you could take her for a ride if you asked nice enough...
 

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Old 08-27-2012 | 04:26 PM
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Very well said...By her.
 
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Old 08-27-2012 | 04:26 PM
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Umm......
 
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Old 08-27-2012 | 06:04 PM
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no bitterness there ...
 
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Old 08-27-2012 | 07:08 PM
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that is awesome!!
 
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Old 08-27-2012 | 07:28 PM
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That's hilarious!
 
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Old 08-27-2012 | 09:14 PM
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Thats great. heres a copy paste before the ole man finds the add and reports it as abuse.
Thats good stuff right there.

From Norfolk Craigslist:

This chick bike is the perfect fit, with fat tanks (rub them) and shortie shocks (stradle them), 883 custom LOVINGLY bored out to 1200. Very faithful, unlike my husband. Please don't let her end up in divorce court. (Title is clean.) While all good Harley's have a rich velvety history, word to the wise ~oral sex with an old acquaintance is STILL sex....after your married. Did I say she's LOUD and sponteanous, like me? Now, who wouldn't like that? This ia a high quality bike, brought to you by a low quality husband. She needs to be well loved and cared for. oh yeah. also for sale, one 1/4 karat solitare diamond from "every kiss begins with K" as in KEEP your marriage vows. If you are interested in the bike please call or email me. If your interested in my husband contact him at serial number 7576337154. If you send nude photos, he organizes them into categories and shows them to his buddies in the garage.Underneath it all, she's a fine bike with super jugz!
 
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Old 08-27-2012 | 09:19 PM
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To Craiglist lady. Please post pictures of super jugz. I might be interested.
 
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